Ew, no, don't touch me.

Sometimes confusing, always angry.

[tipsybartender]

Drunk apology cake 😂😂😂😂

[tipsybartender]

When you’re drunk as hell, trying to read a text. Why they have to write an essay? 😂😂

[tipsybartender]

That look when you admit it, “You got me, I’m drunk as hell.” #happymugshot

[jeoffreywithaj]

Windshield Wiper Fluid

[jeoffreywithaj]

[jeoffreywithaj]

Acid Rain

[jeoffreywithaj]

???

[jeoffreywithaj]

Candy Cane Surprise

[jeoffreywithaj]

Dildo Bashers.

[jeoffreywithaj]

Scooby Snack

[jeoffreywithaj]

Booger in the grass.

[ulibeanzz]

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

[sossidge]

me 11:59 September 30th

me 12:00 October 1st

[gregmendel-blog]

straight boys dress like randomised sims

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

[maliciousmelons]

imagine if they named a disease after your url

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

oh god

[modestmgmtofficial]

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

5 gallons of homework

mouthful of lint

20 degrees of facial oil

7 pints of china

handful of fergi

60 mph of dad