IF YOU'RE READING THIS I HATE YOU

Dan, 26. I use this website to look at cats. Don't make me put your URL on the list. And STOP SENDING ME WEIRD ASKS

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[blasesaint]

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

Walmart No Boundaries Flame Swim Shorts

late 1990s-early 2000s

Found on Ebay, seller jocovintage22

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[akhjagjfg11223-blog]

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[ewaneneollav]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[dogpuppy]

[lovertm]

RazNasty

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[djcalvycakes]

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

[targetedknowledge]

[creepycrag]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Please... accept my lowball.. I don't have much time left...