what

Dylan He/him/his

[officialfist]

[fortzancudo]

yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative

[fortzancudo]

i’m gonna black out

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

[cop-disliker69]

Morally it wouldn’t be wrong to kill pharmaceutical company executives

[someemochick]

[jumex]

Things are gonna keep happening….so…find a way to deal with that…

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

#CDC messaging

[brucebocchi]

[normal-horoscopes]

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

[apolloendymion]

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx

[mercymorns]

reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think

[astraltrickster]

new game: "classic or shitpost?" in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature

[r--g--b]

the fundamental difference between twitter and tumblr

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[thebigdeepcheatsy]

Someone photoshop this Bulbasaur riding a motorcycle!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Yes please

[princess-of-anons]

My editing doesn’t do this bulb any justice, but I’ve attempted to give him a motorcycle

[pncppk]

@neopuff

[musashi]

hey guys whats up

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

good website where horse plinko can outdo cryptocurrency

[diaryofandnwoman]

[scienceraccoon]

[praguegirl]

[shigeko-nobufusa]

That moment when you, a queen, come across another queen, and discuss how to maximize your joint slay

[heritageposts]

Do you think Timothee Chalamet's Wonka will be a Tumblr sexyman?

if you still have to ask you're here

[pyreflydust]

Every Wonka would've been a Tumblr sexyman if the other movies came out when there was a Tumblr to sexyman them. In fact, the other Wonkas might become Tumblr sexymen by extension through the magic of alternate realities and selfcest.

[heritageposts]

thanks this reply set me back at least two stages in the grieving process

[powerburial]

[cerastes]

[suburbanjustice]

[vympr]

"hey big bro mom said to come down for dinner we're having spaghetti"

"and?"

"sorry.....no meatballs bc grandma has high blood pressu--"

"RAAAAARGHHH"

*thinking* "i hate when he gets like this....he know gammy can't handle the sodium.....if he treats his own family like this i wonder how he treats his poor girlfriend [your/name]....maybe i should call her and ask........"

[to be continued....]

[squidpix6]

Please don’t continue

[vympr]

the audacity to say this to me when u have an ao3 donation post reblogged right above it.....how about u let me do what i need to do to put some notes on the table and u worry abt ur game grumps rpf fic

[fartofthesunrise]