''The boy's got to learn''

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just learned about the existance of “pretend to work” spaces in China where you can pay to pretend to work at a realistic looking fake office so that you can take selfies to pretend that you have a job and get your family to stop asking why you’re unemployed. Which is like such a capitalism thing that I have no joke to make about it.

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[wibblewubble]

I'M CRYING I ACCIDENTALLY PAUSED BAHAHAHAHA-

[thememedaddy]

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[not-daryll]

i dont think he’s coming back from this one

[choleripley]

More art I faggot to rebog :)

[not-daryll]

you what

[choleripley]

NO NO NO AUTOCORRECT FUCKKK

also that was my 1000th post and now it’s immortalized forever 😭😭😭

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[dailycatsblog]

[kittensnax]

I think about this all the time

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[bloodraven55]

this scene reminded me of another pair of wlw (witches loving witches)

[doodlefromthehip]

IMBELLAIM18ANDILOVEJAZZ

[thehighvisionary]

Maureen as the death dancer.

Im not fully in love with this and it may get re done before I have all 4 of them finished but I also want to get it out.

Ik that she is a dancing band but so much of her is entwined in music with her purpose in it being revenge for chlorine I just had to go for some music portraying spell powers