Art and Games

Jess  - Artist - - Writer - - Game Designer -

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[jess-jessitiz]

My cat ate the cord for my drawing tablet.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[jess-jessitiz]

Accidentally booked a trampoline park ticket for next week instead of tonight because I cannot read.

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[jess-jessitiz]

For locations that legit Cannot Have Golf and to allow the Not Rich tourists to practice, just split the driving and the putting sections and just have competitive driving ranges and competitive minigolf.

Minigolf already has the potential for beautiful local landscaping and escape-room-like mini celebrity possibility for really cool courses.

Ranges already are a much smaller footprint, and if they can stomach ditching the astroturf could turn the lawn into gardens that could double as parks once it gets too late. They could even have like potted trees to make each days range a different challenge and more easily simulate "Applying spin to adjust to the wind and also avoid that stupid tree" of OG golf.

[balimaria]

And other classic stories for chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard

[jess-jessitiz]

Something about the lighting in the training room my job usually has big trainings in hates my eyes.

I spent 8 hours in there today and I am seeing double.

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[trickstarbrave]

I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup

[jess-jessitiz]

Sees single carpet beetle in the bathroom: Oh, the last survivor, probably died single

Sees single carpet beetle on the carpet 2 weeks later: TIME TO VACUUME EVERYWHERE

[jess-jessitiz]

Hi I don't go here

I have yet to watch any significant portions of Hazbin Hotel, so I may be missing something relevant, but I have listened to a few songs and see many a post cross my dash.

And I'm thinking about Abel's line "To bad, that I'm not your braver son."

Because while what I have seen (which again, is not very much) suggests that people think Abel is talking about Cain (and what a way to refer to your murderer/have your dad refer to him)... I'm not sure that's the juiciest option.

Yes, I would be very surprised if they had Abel without Cain--it's too good a dynamic to not use--but there's a third brother who would be just as valid an option, who Assumedly went to heaven and Abel and Adam have actually interacted with in recent memory.

Someone who lived a full life fully without Abel present, and probably spent more time with their parents before everyone died.

What if Seth (Abel's Replacement Basically) is the braver son?

[jess-jessitiz]

finally got those bone headphones because I hate earbuds, refuse airpods, and over-ear headphones that don't hate my ears are bulky.

However, i was so excited and convinced of my purchase that I threw away the box before trying them on, and they are too big. They work, but they slip.

i will use them but i will look silly and also will not be swimming with them

[downtroddendeity]

Broke: Tales of the Abyss time-travel fixit fic starring Luke fon Fabre. He's not an asshole and he knows Van is the bad guy so he doesn't kill 10,000 people, boring.

Woke: Tales of the Abyss time-travel fixit fic starring Anise Tatlin. She knows the entire plot and would really like to prevent its 5-digit body count that includes her closest friend, but she is 13 years old, her parents owe eighty gajillion dollars to a guy who wants that body count as high as possible, and most of her allies would sell each other to Satan for one corn chip. Her weapons are the ability to spoil plot points to the other party members, very carefully choosing what she reports to Mohs, and unhinged ultraviolence, and she is so mad that she's having to learn to play 5D chess instead of relying on the last one.

[jess-jessitiz]

I cannot believe I am forced to have a car.

I moved super close to work (Where walking is Possible but like, would take 30 minutes in the texas heat, two city blocks) and because I'm boring and go nowhere ever, my car only drives like 5 minutes at a time.

This is bad for the battery. I know it's bad for the battery.

I went to go run errands this morning and the car wouldn't start.

So now, I've delayed errands to charge my jumpstarter. but once I jumpstart it, I will need to drive it for a while to get some juice in the battery.

I have to exercise my bastard like I own, like, a horse? gotta go give enrichment to my giant gas eating metal pack animal. Or it'll decide to not work when I need to go to work!

I cannot stress enough that I have nowhere to go other than the store that is 5 minutes away. I will need to hop on the highway and drive like 20-30 minutes in direction to charge this thing back up! I DONT NEED TO GO ANYWHERE BUT IF I DONT I HAVE TO DRIVE FOR AN HOUR BEFORE WORK TOMORROW. AND I STILL DON'T HAVE BREAKFAST FOR TOMORROW

[lizardsfromspace]

Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

[lizardsfromspace]

Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion’s bid to buy Alex Jones’ Infowars

The ruling dashed, at least for now, the plans of The Onion’s parent company to take over Infowars and radically shift its content.

A judge blocked their acquisition of Infowars, bc even though their offer was higher, a group affiliated with Jones offered more cash, while The Onion's bid was cash plus part of the Sandy Hook family's judgment. It is unclear what happens now but Alex Jones is back on Infowars

[lizardsfromspace]

Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timh

Reblogs back open The Onion has taken over InfoWars again

InfoWars

Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbo

[lizardsfromspace]

Love Wins

[ralfmaximus]

FINALLY

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

[villiedoom]

It's stupid but it came to me in a dream… (Not a joke, I literally had a dream like this. I had to draw it)