Jess Says

You found this blog and I have no idea how. You will see me share many things here so enjoy.

[pegasib]

I open tumblr, I press my stupid little reblog button 20x, I disappear.

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

You and Rory are a lot alike. It's not surprising you would have similar tastes in men.

[defectivegembrain]

Poll: take some and pass it along!

Confidence

Courage

Hope

Peace

Joy

Love

Patience

Energy

Resilience

Rubber duckie

Voting ended onMay 26, 2024

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

Rory and Jess + "epithets" for each other

[jess95laugh]

Favourite pair

[cal-kestis]

happy april 30th!

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[ghosttcryptids]

Me, while trying to relax: I am not selfish for needing a break, I am not selfish for needing a break, I am NOT SELFISH FOR NEEDING A BREAK

[jess95laugh]

I’m not selfish for needing a break

[mjfass]

They are insane and I gotta respect the courage to show this

[hooksprinc3ss]

I agree with this. WWE talent needs let the AEW footage be and not be retweeting, tweeting or saying anything.

[vtriggerstar]

Whorehausen my beloved..

[theyoungwritersmind-aristanelson]

[zmpl]

RAADS score checkpoint

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Voting ended onFeb 7, 2024

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[the-laridian]

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

[jess95laugh]

Mysterious Maiden Aunt with Ulterior Motives

[booksandbrainsandsoftthings]

Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

[naamahdarling]

I did NOT know and this is both very cool that SDs can be trained for this, and very important that we all know how to respect it.

[ao3org]

We're experiencing widespread 500 errors due to a hardware failure, but we are working on getting the Archive back! (No data has been lost.)

Date: 19:40 UTC December 22, 2023

[ao3org]

We expect the 500 errors to continue on and off for at least 5 hours, until about 01:00 UTC (check what time that is for you).

If you get an error, try waiting a few moments and refreshing the page.

Date: 19:58 UTC December 22, 2023

[ao3org]

To be on the safe side while we finish some work, we'll be putting the Archive into maintenance mode at 22:30 UTC, about 20 minutes from now. This means the site will be down for everyone. We expect this to last anywhere from 1-5 hours. We'll keep you updated!

Date: 22:13 UTC December 22, 2023

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[chompercroncher-deactivated2024]

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]