Alex wolff #1 fan

☆;; Jesse//Neil -- 🪽 He/She !!

[jessermeow47]

Hi guys 😛

[worshipfulmercy]

Uh, I’m not going to the bachelor party. Every time I go to one of your parties, I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way.

(also here's the full scene GIFed, lol. couldn't stay away from it)

[jessermeow47]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[jaegerisim]

ROXIE HART AND VELMA KELLY ARE THE OG TOXIC YURI GFS

[tampire]

Peak Lego Batjokes posting

[dead-end-gurl]

i don't want a golden retriever bf i want a borzoi bf

[jessermeow47]

Why did someone reblog your intro post with "please scan your first item". Sorry I am watching

Idk but I remember asking one of my friends abt it when it happened tho

[knifefightscene]

Delete dating apps so i can meet people the old fashioned way (you killed my cheating husband and i killed your asshole ex boyfriend)

[jessermeow47]

Do you think the 99 cent store has grapes time sensitive question

Idk ibe never been to the 99 cent store

[jessermeow47]

I love you

I love u 2 :3

[jessermeow47]

haha my username is a pun

Awesome sauce

[jessermeow47]

pick one.

Can I be the one that's not angel dust I forgot his name

[jessermeow47]

hiiii jesse jessepie jessecakes jesselove cheesecake uhmmmmm heehehehehehehhheeee do u wnt 2 match tumblrr pfps

Yes :3

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[energyprison]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[wolfbrotherzach]

[hellodaekko]

tragedies at baby time

[xiv-drake]

Okay, I looked it up and cats do this when they don’t want you to look at their babies. That honestly makes this comic funnier

[emperorsfoot]

“Come! Look at my babies! …NO MORE LOOK AT BABIES FOR YOU!”