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POETRY BLOG : @CALIPHASCHEHERAZADE

[ivywalled]

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

[iskwekan]

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

[contract-crawdad]

@vedajuno I refuse to let you hide that in the tags

[homerlaw]

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[borderlinepdfeels]

[freakywizard]

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

[powerburial]

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

[fluffygif]

[kaijuno]

[tainbocuailnge]

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

[targent]

the tension between two completely different academic departments forced to share a building 

[showerthoughtspost]

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

[albinwonderland]

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[diarygirls]

can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her 

[lgbtunis-moved]

i should definitely win an oscar for my nonexistent movie that only exists as a vague idea in my head

[ruinsmami]

honestly why the fuck am i already tired of this week? its monday