Adventures of a Paranoid, Pansexual.

This is where the last thoughts of this bizzare little person will reside, for once they are gone, so are their mind. And may the world be richer for the loss. 29/F

[isuggestforcemasc]

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

[boyslit]

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

[boyslit]

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3

[doberbutts]

I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.

[esoanem]

[toadslug]

Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl blinkies!!! :D

I edited/designed the blinkies, but I did not create the character art; @/kianamaiart is the original artist!!!

Higher quality, 1201 x 160 versions:

Lower quality, 150 x 20 versions:

[jessie-buns]

Not gonna lie I thought they were just all yelling about how much they love themselves.

[apricops]

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

[apricops]

Raiden is a diegetic video game character who is an anxious millennial being told to replicate the past while living in different circumstances who is a parallel between the player obediently accepting the limitations of the game and a soldier taking orders. And he gets sexually harassed by the president of the United States of America.

[theehorsepussy]

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

[bonelord10000]

[penguinorchestrastuff]

[bufobuddy]

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

[anoxthon]

[jessie-buns]

IDOLO MY BELOVED

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[pkmn-ruby]

pokemon: the first movie - mewtwo strikes back

[heroineimages]

Haven't seen any Pokemon movies, so I initially thought we were just being set up for Ash's joke. Then I scrolled back up and realized the 'vikings' are Team Rocket, and it took a while to stop laughing. And now I'm speculating what kind of Pokemon vikings preferred. I mean, water, obviously, but vikings were also pretty enamored of cats, so mewtwo is probably on their list.

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Perrserker feels like an easy suggestion. They’re the evoked form of Galarian Meowth with a subtle horned helmet design and look like they’d be right at home on a dragon ship.

If we were doing Viking inspired Pokémon, something inspired by Sleipnir and other mythological animals would make for some cool legendaries

[jessie-buns]

Are we just ignoring that despite being set in a completely different world... There's still a Minnesota?

[teaboot]

Me and a few of my brothers are all on the spectrum but only one of us has gone through the process of getting a legit medical diagnosis and he denies it with his whole chest whenever it’s convenient so it’s become an ongoing bit for us to trick each other Revealing A Symptom while swearing to the death that our own Weird Symptom is completely normal

For example

-

Me, Autistic: What would you do if all your socks were suddenly mismatched heights and materials

Brother 1, Autistic: Kill myself

Brother 2, Autistic: (nodding) A normal reaction that everyone has

-

Brother 1: (eating his food weird in a very specific way)

Me: (also eating my food weird, but different) Don’t like it when the different ingredients are touching, huh

Him: Fuck you

-

Brother 2, cannot handle any seasonings: Did you eat dinner yet

Me, who cannot handle bland food: Yep

Him: Was it canned ravioli

Me: Maybe

Him: What did you have for breakfast

Me: …

Him: Was it also canned ravioli

Me: ………..

Brother 3, who has openly and shamelessly eaten nothing but store brand potato salad from a plastic tub for the last month and a half: You’re gonna make yourself sick doing that

[teaboot]

It’s important to add too that they have a dog who carries around a ball everywhere he goes and all he does is drop and catch it over and over and over again for hours and hours and hours non stop and he will ONLY poop near their house and ONLY when one of two specific people are watching him and he screams whenever people hug each other and hates paper towel rolls and so part of the bit is that the dog is also autistic

[teaboot]

When we were growing up once a year we’d go on a week long road trip once a summer and every single time we’d go to the same place and stop at the same museums and the three of us who were obsessed with history and architecture would do one thing and the rest of us who were obsessed with natural history and animal facts would do another and then we’d pile back into the car to listen to the same two CD’s of My Chemical Romance or Red Hot Chili Peppers on a loop while playing The Animal Game, which is a game where everyone has to guess what animal you’re thinking of by asking ONLY yes or no questions and narrowing it down by phylum and habitat and shit, and then we’d pull in at a shitty motel where we’d put on either Shark Week, Mythbusters, or The Fireplace Channel, the latter of which we would watch together in dead silence only to cheer when The Hand appeared to toss a new log on, so in hindsight there were signs

[funnypages]

Agatha and Deadpool are very lucky

Deadpool #37

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DAT ASS

[jessie-buns]

Oh dead ass?

[jessie-buns]

OH THIS BITCH JELLY

[charlesoberonn]

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

[ironmyrmidon]

"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."

"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."

"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."

"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"

[charlesoberonn]

"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"

"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"

"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."

[charlesoberonn]

"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"

"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."

"But he doesn't even have feet!"

"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."

"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."

"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."

"So the circle..."

"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."

"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"

[illuminopseudonymous]

Makes sense.

Anyway, getting sheer autism vibes from Holmes

[charlesoberonn]

Good. That means I wrote him in-character.

[fruitpeels]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[charlesoberonn]

He does in There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

[charlesoberonn]

Kui-sensei, let's collab. I've got ideas.

[dumbingofage]

What do you think the DoA cast would dress as for Halloween if there was a seasonal arc in 2025?

probably all 6 and 7s

[jessie-buns]

Joyce: *Wears a sweater with 6 on it* Walky: :|

Dorothy: *Wears a sweater with 7 on it*

Walky: :|

*Joyce stands next to Dorothy*

Walky: :O :O :O :O :O

[zuzartii]

Hello dear followers, today I offer you more MelNem. Tomorrow? Who knows....

[jessie-buns]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I'm a simple soul, at heart

I take joy from the little things in life, its basic pleasures

Like watching people get slaughtered by a horde of monsters :D

[asongofmeandstuff]

damn they really got every kinda monster in there

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love/hate that part of the plot of the film is that its a parody of how mainstream studio horror has become super generic and often just churns out the same slop over and over so the villains for most of the movie are generic backwoods hillbilly zombies because we basically get to see how the monsters for the film could have been SO MUCH more fun and interesting with these cameos

One of them is named "Fornicus, god of pain and bondage" and that sounds like someone I would swipe right on

[jessie-buns]

Despite being a Whedon flick I love Cabin in the Woods.

Will easily say I've watched this ending like five times as much as the entire film tho.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Let's get this party started :D

[monroejigsaw]

Also Bradley Whitford gets killed too

If only Billy Madison had ended like this movie did 🤣

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

That's the secret deleted ending XD

[jessie-buns]

This movie is a fine example of Chekov's Angry Molesting Tree

[animentality]

[queerpunk-kitten]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I'm a simple soul, at heart

I take joy from the little things in life, its basic pleasures

Like watching people get slaughtered by a horde of monsters :D

[asongofmeandstuff]

damn they really got every kinda monster in there

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love/hate that part of the plot of the film is that its a parody of how mainstream studio horror has become super generic and often just churns out the same slop over and over so the villains for most of the movie are generic backwoods hillbilly zombies because we basically get to see how the monsters for the film could have been SO MUCH more fun and interesting with these cameos

One of them is named "Fornicus, god of pain and bondage" and that sounds like someone I would swipe right on

[jessie-buns]

Despite being a Whedon flick I love Cabin in the Woods.

Will easily say I've watched this ending like five times as much as the entire film tho.