i was born to carry more than i can hold

bettering myself

[langsandlit]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT PASTA? What your pasta-obsessed child’s text messages actually mean:

omg = occasional maccheroni gratinati

lol = lots of linguine

af = astonishing fusilli

stfu = serve the farfalle ultra-hot

idc = incredibly delicious carbonara

rofl = rigatoni or farfalle, love?

wtf = wonderful, trofie fresche

brb = bring ravioli, babe

ngl = nonna got lasagna

[kittycamellia]

Smiling against each other’s lips is it’s own kind of sweet intimacy

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[shitboy96]

Gays will respond “haha” and nothing else and decide it’s your turn in the conversation to say something

[chronicpainshitposts]

tfw your body is doing its best but its best sucks

[labella-instagram]

[marcitlali]

**stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by beyoncé wearing my moms blouse**

[coffeepup]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[lady-raziel]

i love paying for education

[puppygamer]

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[automatic-caution-door]

[openstwitter]