Nightmare Dressed as a Daydream

Jessica Yvonne. 21. Houston, Tx. Student at University of Houston. I enjoy long walks on the beach and i would have to say the perfect date would have to be April 25.

[runawaydevill]

Salvador Dalí, Sfumato, 1972  

[20d0llarn0sebleed]

[fwizard]

whats the mood for mid-april

[romcommunist]

[lemonblossomed-deactivated20210]

[beardie-fella]

the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass

[carnivorous-mugwort]

I’m pretty sure it was less dropping his career and more nobody in the industry would work with him after he wouldn’t stop talking about the pervasiveness sex trafficking at the core of Hollywood.

[jessiwhaa]

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS BIRD IS PLAYING PEEKABOO YALL BIRDS ARE SO GREAT

more baby animals here

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[kafoxes]

[tinydragontori]

@witticaster

[teesadutta]

[titaniasfics]

I’m convinced conservatives hate women.

[micdotcom]

The boy behind the “success kid” meme is all grown up — and trying to use his viral fame to save his dad’s life

Remember this little guy? His name’s Sam Griner. 

On Aug. 26, 2007 his mom took a photo of him at 11-months-old, standing on the beach in a green and white shirt, staring into the camera and making a determined little fist. Soon after, the photo morphed into the “Success Kid” meme, and Sam was Internet famous. 

He’s now 8 years old:

And he’s trying to use his Internet fame to find a kidney donor and save his dad’s life. 

(Visit the family’s GoFundMe page for more).

[jabroni-in-law]

a memer needs your help tumblr

[noahwyles]

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[jessiwhaa]

Photo Credit: B. Conquer

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

I have a violence in me that is hot as death-blood.

Sylvia Plath, from ‘The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath’ (via advotiya-raskolnikova)

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[klynth]

on this day, 8 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world