City Life

Im Jessy! I reside in the frostbit center of America (also known as Minnesota). Illustration/Cats/Sharks/Tattoos/ Makeup/History/Hockey/Reading/Vans/ Giraffes/Horror Flicks. Just a few of my favorite things!

[bpd-trichster]

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things

[owl-let]

NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND

SO SASSAY

LOOK AT DAT FACE

PURE JOY

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH

CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL

FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS

FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS

WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS

DAT ASS

[should-be-sleeping]

It must have the most delicate hoot.

[somethingwittythiswaycomes]

It does!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

So glad tumblr finally caught onto my favorite species of owl.

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

@northern-giant

[nemanja-bogdanov]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[joshuasmullet]

matt dumba wants to fight beleskey, but luke kunin jumps in first → min @ bos, 6/11/2017

[shittingonthisworld]

[gosh]

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

[historical-nonfiction]

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.

Pliny the Younger (61 CE - 113 CE)

[clairecomics]

Some sketches I really liked from Figure Drawing

[glovesdropped]

THE NICKNAME ALGORITHM

[kirill-kaprizovs-curls]

Kunin scores his first NHL goal!

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beeishappy]

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

[nightgaunts-deactivated20161212]

this is so fucking funny

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

[theweirdwideweb]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

your “god” cannot save you now

[busket]

that is my god

[buzzfeed]

Meme Color Palettes

[jessyloowho]

The internet is a beautiful place

[lyricallymnded]

can’t get it out // brand new