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"I've got this talent I consider my only art- of fucking people over"

[acigos]

[cyberbullys-blog]

FUCK OFF

[vorfreudde]

[jessyoumay]

And he's probably out there talking shit about me

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre

[itsonlyyforever]

my heart is exploding this is just the best thing ever

[tsenni]

stickynutjuice

[kristensttewart]

I cut my hair off when I turned 23. The effect was astounding. My hair was such a crutch. I looked quote unquote ‘sexy’ no matter what. I could hide behind it. As soon as I didn’t have all that hair, I had to let my face hang out. I felt more confident than I had in a really long time. And it felt really good. It was like not having your iphone for a couple months. It was the same feeling of release. It sounds so obvious, but it’s like the hair really did make me feel like a ‘real girl’. Like I’m pretty, I’m feminine. I don’t know why I valued that so much, as if that’s something to prove. Every single guy in my life, men that I respect, [she says, pointing to her extensions] are telling me ‘God, Kristen, you look great right now.’ It’s like, Wow. Maybe to most people long hair is prettier. But then what? Is your main goal in life to be desired? That is boring as fuck.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[mawile]

*basket of kittens happens* *dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens* *humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*

[leeshajoy]

*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*

[camwyn]

*NSA stops what it’s doing to watch tumblr users watch humans watch dogs watching kittens*

[marniethedog]

I love shopping!

[ninjagiry]

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

[malyfl0res]

After seeing a post that said that Lilo is to dads as Steven Universe is to moms, I decided to draw a crossover between the Crystal Gems and Lilo’s family, They really have a lot of things in common!

(Please do not repost)

Bonus:

[coltre]

summer, the part of the year I live off fruits and iced tea only and I go to sleep at 5 am

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[honeybottledrip]

why is it so hard for people to believe and understand that, sometimes, mentally ill people will act mentally ill

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

the year is 2073. memes are now illegal. the government has taken full control of the internet. there are no more memes available. everywhere you look are memeguards. meme dealers whisper memes to those who pay $150 in dark alleyways. children everywhere are crying. the world has come to an end. the world is truly………….. memeingless.

[marauders4evr]

You know what?

We always complain about the newer Family Guy episodes.

And don’t get me wrong, they have a ton of problems.

But when they get it right, they really get it right!

[kablamber]

ShhIIIIIoiiitttt!!!

[josh-voorheez-deactivated201712]

I’ve been saying this to religious people for years!

[stray-arrows-deactivated2022012]

as a christian, this is dope

[crimeshetyped]

^

[asphodelsia-deactivated20230424]

i was annoyed because it was really laggy and-

[asphodelsia-deactivated20230424]

[wordsnquotes]

I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies.

Eric Shaw (via wordsnquotes)

[dutchster]

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

[qlexie]

"hey do you want the rest of my-"

[karolinaone]

[jessyoumay]

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE FUZZY NOODLE ARMS OMIGOD