he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@jesterfaes
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad
it was a server ABOUT MOVIES 😭
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
Ken was created from Barbie’s rib
stop medicalizing every person you don't vibe with
Hello, stranger. Get peer reviewed
[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #be brave and go. I don't think you being an asshole is some disorder. I think you choose every morning to be a dipshit dirtbag. #and anyone of of us could. /End ID]
Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas
People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively
“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
Our two year-old daughter recognizes Columbo and she just saw him and yelled BUPPO 🥺🥺🥺💕
aw, the whole family!
listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.
listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional girl will come to you and when that happens you must start putting her in situations. this is the meaning of life.
hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)
"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"