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Hi, I'm Willow | she/her | 20s | Transfemme lesbian

[jestergirlbosom]

I’m s4s silly for silly :)

[mousidy]

you know I hear a lot about trans men being mistaken for trans women, but not a lot about trans women being mistaken for trans men

am I just not hearing about it, or is it maybe something to do with the fact that transfemininity is more scrutinized and presumed? like, I wonder if people are more inclined to try to spot it because we are so fearmongered about

[revelware]

I have been on multiple dates where they assumed I was transmasc, and was ghosted when they realized I was transfem. I know it happens when I am inexplicably treated with dignity and respect on accident

[stone-d-butch]

I've talked to a lot of lesbians, and most assume (because I am butch) that I'm transmasc. Also because I have a deeper voice, a lot of people assume that I'm on testosterone. When they find out I am not, that's where pleasant conversation ends. Queer people are fine with a masculine woman, except when she's transfem.

[pokepilled-daughterbait]

I get this a lot, strangely from my various doctors?!! I'll go in for a checkup and they'll ask "how's the T treating you" and they're cool and believe me and my medical complaints until I correct them about being transfem

[mousidy]

[flareboi]

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

[flareboi]

grace: i think i might be a woman

rocky: rocky has seen this on earth portable thinking machine. grace very brave. grace has name, question?

grace, not entirely paying attention: yeah man its grace you know that

rocky: grace grace??????? question????????

[flareboi]

rocky: is not customary to change first name, question?

grace: it is, but everyone calls me grace anyway so it's fine

rocky: grace is sure, question? grace could pick any name

grace: hmmm... worth a thought, i guess. got any ideas?

rocky: rocky 2

grace: no

[flareboi]

rocky: grace second prettiest woman in all erid

grace: aw :) wait whos first?

rocky: rocky

[jestergirlbosom]

here at [cyberpunk corpo name] we are building a big fuck ass super AI to kill the planet! we were founded by 3 young white tech bros who have no ethical compass and are at the forefront of pointless innovation we definitely won't self implode from our own avarice we promise please come work for us no we won't actually read your resume or application

[jestergirlbosom]

Job options are like

Making a positive impact on society, Salary - 2 clams and pocket lint: You will be treated like absolute garbage

Building bombs and polluting the planet with AI, Salary - 666 billiam dollars: Secretly an email job, but you will feel hollow without a soul anymore

[jestergirlbosom]

VS

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[jestergirlbosom]

how do I make it clear that even though I have a PhD I genuinely want to teach high school physics like I'm passionate about this, ignore the several publications and zero classroom experience outside of college courses please I just needed the health insurance

[jestergirlbosom]

I got a phone interview lined up yippee

[jestergirlbosom]

34 minutes past the scheduled interview and I've received no call :firemananguish:

[thehorizonmachine]

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[athelind]

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]

[jestergirlbosom]

Job options are like

Making a positive impact on society, Salary - 2 clams and pocket lint: You will be treated like absolute garbage

Building bombs and polluting the planet with AI, Salary - 666 billiam dollars: Secretly an email job, but you will feel hollow without a soul anymore

[jestergirlbosom]

how do I make it clear that even though I have a PhD I genuinely want to teach high school physics like I'm passionate about this, ignore the several publications and zero classroom experience outside of college courses please I just needed the health insurance

[jestergirlbosom]

I got a phone interview lined up yippee

[jestergirlbosom]

England can't keep getting away with it :firemanguish:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[salticid]

source

[onemillionfurries]

[a-jerma-a-day]

jerma pregnancy compilation dot em pee four

[jestergirlbosom]

how do I make it clear that even though I have a PhD I genuinely want to teach high school physics like I'm passionate about this, ignore the several publications and zero classroom experience outside of college courses please I just needed the health insurance

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[low-poly-yuri]

shy girls live such a sad existence. constantly getting called guys because of misogyny. and mario likes to jump on them too