Juggle Balls & Jiggle Tits

Hi, I'm Willow | she/her | 20s | Transfemme lesbian

[jestergirlbosom]

I’m s4s silly for silly :)

[kittyote]

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

[nedlittle]

Wildfires in northern Ontario force First Nations to flee

Several wildfires are forcing members of a number of First Nations to flee their homes in northern Ontario.

“I had time to run home and pack a bag and get to the beach where the boats were waiting,” said a member of Namaygoosisagagun First Nation (Collins). “We literally had minutes to get on the boats and flee before it took our town. “Once we left my house finally after packing what I could in a pack sack, the fire was right behind our place. We had to run to the beach and once we got there, it was only moments before the fire had jumped over the (train) track and was coming for us.”

it has since been confirmed that namaygoosisagagun first nation has completely burnt to the ground. if you would like to help the community navigate an ongoing crisis, i urge you to donate to the anishinabek nation 7th generation, a registered charity seeking to improve the lives of first nations people. donations are going directly to members of namaygoosisagagun first nation.

if you're canadian, you can e-transfer [email protected]. if you're outside canada, they accept paypal as well. see more information HERE

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[mousidy]

you know I hear a lot about trans men being mistaken for trans women, but not a lot about trans women being mistaken for trans men

am I just not hearing about it, or is it maybe something to do with the fact that transfemininity is more scrutinized and presumed? like, I wonder if people are more inclined to try to spot it because we are so fearmongered about

[revelware]

I have been on multiple dates where they assumed I was transmasc, and was ghosted when they realized I was transfem. I know it happens when I am inexplicably treated with dignity and respect on accident

[stone-d-butch]

I've talked to a lot of lesbians, and most assume (because I am butch) that I'm transmasc. Also because I have a deeper voice, a lot of people assume that I'm on testosterone. When they find out I am not, that's where pleasant conversation ends. Queer people are fine with a masculine woman, except when she's transfem.

[pokepilled-daughterbait]

I get this a lot, strangely from my various doctors?!! I'll go in for a checkup and they'll ask "how's the T treating you" and they're cool and believe me and my medical complaints until I correct them about being transfem

[mousidy]

[flareboi]

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

[flareboi]

grace: i think i might be a woman

rocky: rocky has seen this on earth portable thinking machine. grace very brave. grace has name, question?

grace, not entirely paying attention: yeah man its grace you know that

rocky: grace grace??????? question????????

[flareboi]

rocky: is not customary to change first name, question?

grace: it is, but everyone calls me grace anyway so it's fine

rocky: grace is sure, question? grace could pick any name

grace: hmmm... worth a thought, i guess. got any ideas?

rocky: rocky 2

grace: no

[flareboi]

rocky: grace second prettiest woman in all erid

grace: aw :) wait whos first?

rocky: rocky

[jestergirlbosom]

here at [cyberpunk corpo name] we are building a big fuck ass super AI to kill the planet! we were founded by 3 young white tech bros who have no ethical compass and are at the forefront of pointless innovation we definitely won't self implode from our own avarice we promise please come work for us no we won't actually read your resume or application

[jestergirlbosom]

Job options are like

Making a positive impact on society, Salary - 2 clams and pocket lint: You will be treated like absolute garbage

Building bombs and polluting the planet with AI, Salary - 666 billiam dollars: Secretly an email job, but you will feel hollow without a soul anymore

[jestergirlbosom]

VS

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[jestergirlbosom]

how do I make it clear that even though I have a PhD I genuinely want to teach high school physics like I'm passionate about this, ignore the several publications and zero classroom experience outside of college courses please I just needed the health insurance

[jestergirlbosom]

I got a phone interview lined up yippee

[jestergirlbosom]

34 minutes past the scheduled interview and I've received no call :firemananguish:

[thehorizonmachine]

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[athelind]

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]

[jestergirlbosom]

Job options are like

Making a positive impact on society, Salary - 2 clams and pocket lint: You will be treated like absolute garbage

Building bombs and polluting the planet with AI, Salary - 666 billiam dollars: Secretly an email job, but you will feel hollow without a soul anymore

[jestergirlbosom]

how do I make it clear that even though I have a PhD I genuinely want to teach high school physics like I'm passionate about this, ignore the several publications and zero classroom experience outside of college courses please I just needed the health insurance

[jestergirlbosom]

I got a phone interview lined up yippee

[jestergirlbosom]

England can't keep getting away with it :firemanguish:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[salticid]

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