Jesters Promise

You’ll find art and other musings here 27 F queer |||| photography, music, art

[jestersprivilege]

Julien at day 2 of All Things Go NYC Shot by me on my digital camera

[fendergender]

this is like a beautiful renaissance painting to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

[kattheamazingcat]

I want to see how far across Tumblr my cat can get. Reblog if you see this

[Image ID: a grey tabby on his back on the floor looking at the camera. He has beautiful blue eyes. End ID]

[cute-catts]

Nothing wrong with this cat at all. It's just orange 🐱🐱

[kittydealer]

u/No_Boysenberry4755

[lettertoboygenius]

these photos… giggling, twirling my hair, kicking my feet

from: Emmie fall 2021 Issue (I couldn’t copy the link)

[byjove]

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

[byjove]

Few people hustle and scam so hard that they’re considered a martyr and a prophet 200 years later and their fanfiction is considered serious lost biblical scripture even though they stole lines from Shakespeare.

[werewolfguts]

if these pics are from the same day, and the time stamp is real then this famous "is that mcr or just some emos" picture is from 7/5/05

which is almost exactly TWENTY years ago. get ready for me to make up another silly mcr anniversary

[puppytrohman]

not sure if petekey week is happening over here,, but here's my contribution for day two anyway.

[infinite-arson]

One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

[lettertoboygenius]

shoutout to Phoebe for these photos

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

[ellevandersneed]

good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"

[ellevandersneed]

another one for you: "i don't know i think it might be a bit more complex than that"

[sandinmybed]

also: "i don't think this is actually a real problem"

[tierras]

trenzo mis pensamientos para que el viento no se los lleve; que de mis raíces nacen zarzas, no flores

[emergingghost]

fuck it, julien baker on the floor masterpost

[dailycatsblog]