sophie

kiitos, seuraava

[shecouldntfly]

So meee

(Translation: for mom, for dad, for Prevc to start jumping well)

Source: slo_skijump_memes on Instagram

[cheryl-in-a-barrel]

choni/swangs + incorrect quotes

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

[xhakazette-deactivated20190416]

When the revolution comes and I gotta kill my favorite footballers for earning outrageously yet refusing to redistribute their wealth

[telemarcs]

I’m gonna watch something sj related with Silje Opseth on nrk really soon, will update if there is anything interesting!

[telemarcs]

Can i adopt this 6 year old girl who is jumping?

[skiijumpinng]

“I am always an optimist. He just needs to get through this phase.”

- Goran Janus about Peter Prevc

[masonjarsmoments]

Me after one sip of beer

[jesus-hilde-blog]

I'm proud of ragnhild, nowadays her eyebrows actually look good

[untrusteveryone]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

[stelle-cedenti]

[telemarcs]

It says it lies 10 000 work out hours behind becoming the best. 

10 000.

No matter where you come from.

No matter what you do.

No matter what dressing room you change in afterwards.

But when someone still have to read this in the comment section.

Aren’t allowed to tackle on the hockey field.

And have to settle with one tenth for talent development.

Because we are girls.

Then 10 000 hours will never be enough.

For equal opportunities. No matter what.

Maren Lundby in a commercial for Norsk Tipping along with other female athletes.

[cheryllclayton]

Ugh Alice NO, just no more

[captain-raptor]

a brotip for people with abusive/controlling/overbearing parents:

if you accidentally send them a sensitive text you meant to send to a close friend (i.e. something about your sexuality or bashing your family’s religion), immediately follow it up with some bullshit like “that’s word for word what brandon sent me, i’m gonna report him but still what a creep right?” and then “oops! sorry mom, meant to send this to my coworker/classmate. dealing with a weirdo at work/school right now lol.” then contact said coworker/classmate to make sure they’re in on the bullshit

if your parents are REALLY bad you should be used to covering your ass enough to take it from there. stay safe guys

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[r-efracted]

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[ehunk]

or when they write me a check for $100,000

[homoz]

Medusa Emoji 🐍

[infamously-exhausted]

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.