Así es la vida

Just a kid fighting to keep her humanity while trying to find her future place in the world of nursing 🌛

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[gianluc30]

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[portmanteau-bot]

michaelpederson + miguelmarquez = micharquez.

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[officialunitedstates]

I’m very bad at keeping track of my own stats.  I have no idea how tall I am, how much I weigh, what my blood type is, or when’s my birthday

[slutferal-deactivated20190801]

happy birthday

[officialunitedstates]

thanks i think

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[riding-freee]

I mean I’m the biggest fan of kids but yes this is so important.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[castielismycherrypie]

I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT

[moooooooonkissed]

ATTENTION! The rumors are true! i AM beautiful AND hilarious at the SAME TIME. yes it is a lot to take in take ur time my beauty is timeless

[harryandtommo]

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

[psxsx]

[internetcultleader]

lms if u started doing peace signs in photos ironically and now u cant stop

[speedlimit15]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

ooooo yea

[gothgfs]

me to a waitress when she tells me of a minor inconvenience: no problem! that’s okay!

waitress: ??! you’re so kind! thank you! i’m so sorry!!

me: are you Ok

[professorsparklepants]

me, gently touching the waitress’ arm: who hurt you

[slightmood]

professor: you are failing this course

the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*

[jesus-sparkle-turtledick]

me as a surgeon

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Me after binge watching a show

Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name

[alwaysmeek]

It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.