:/ 😔🙏

💅🏳️‍🌈, 🇩🇪🇸🇪. I've got a thing for languages. I have a nose fetish fight me about it. previous name: welcometojoshsbrain

[pukicho]

How do you have so much time to go through all of these asks?

Some people read books, I read you

[jesuscumsock]

she amazon on my jeff till i bezos

[thememedaddy]

[snapscube]

i put my wheat crops in between my wild seeds crops and accidentally scythe-d a wild seed out of the ground :( i did not foresee this

[badjokesbyjeff]

I’ve managed 434 days, 12 hours, 47 minutes and 17 seconds of sobriety.

I’m so glad alcohol doesn’t dictate my life any more.

[shittymoviedetails]

[catchymemes]

[glitterbombrevenant]

call me shrödinger’s cat the way you cant know whether or not i have a pussy without opening my pants

[shittymoviedetails]

Me when I just learned the word subjective

[animentality]

[acepalindrome]

I am once again wishing for an Animal Crossing spin-off game where you help Brewster manage the Roost, a cute cafe management thing where you get to decorate the Roost and unlock new drinks and food for the menu, but I also want a strong emphasis on building a relationship with your customers. You can chat with them about their day, get more friendship points by keeping their favorite drinks/foods on the menu or decorating with their favorite style, surprise them by remembering their birthday and give them a special treat for free, memorize their usual order. You’ll be rewarded by them giving you new furniture for the cafe or new recipes, maybe bringing in new customers because they recommended you to their friends…I just want lots of character interaction and dialogue to make up for how ACNH was lacking there.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[jesuscumsock]

wish i hadnt

[thememedaddy]

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Oh no I sneezed, now my whole cool and mysterious image is ruined 🥺😔

[kiichu]