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my face

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[jesustitty]

Ok!! I think it’s time for me to disappear again!!

[glutko]

Spongebonge Penis Fish Masterpost

[murdernachos]

dude what

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[like-10-bees]

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

[toastbutteregg]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[aburstoflightpdf]

[exih]

replying with “oof” or “f” to someone venting is the worst you might as well just not reply at all because thats not how you talk to people

[amor-moved]

bad post op

[exih]

sorry nb jeff the killer

[nintendette]

DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[mesopelagic]

hey girls lets get sillay

[parasitoidism]

[mesopelagic]

[sp00kyskull]

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

Cause it’s Blackface

[carnival-phantasm]

[that-twink-over-there]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mossbian]

ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody

[varusteleka]

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

[diamondguls]

Are you….. A reptile ?

[nyanbinyuri]

what are you a cop? mind your business 

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

[xanthera]

[turing-tested]

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

[turing-tested]

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

[turing-tested]

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first