Polish the inside of my head

--------Hello! Call me Robin ------------- 21y | she/her | Bi :) ------ Feel free to ask me to tag content! -----I don't bite, lmk if I reblog----------- something strange. ------------------------------------- @jacksepticeyemini

[uncanny-aesthetic]

[dsmsix]

this place sucks I’m going home

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[taamistuffbox]

how many people have already done this?

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[transmortifried]

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

[pansyfemme]

ive said it before and will say it again but if you’re trans and a bit into your transition and suddenly become super vain, obsessed with your looks and think you’re fucking hot? GOOD. keep it up

[pansyfemme]

idc if vanity is annoying idc if ppl think its bad. you deserve to feel like you’re the hottest person on the planet, especially in this evil fucking world that hates the way we express beauty. be fucking obsessed with yourself, you’ve earned it

[crazysodomite]

[seven-oh-four]

opacity is there too but you can't see him

[copepods]

guh

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[smokestarrules]

want everyone who hasn’t watched this show to be fully aware that the example I use here (minus the good morning part) is a literal scene that happens I am not making this up at all 

[tahthetrickster]

actually glados would love “btw. if you even care.” as a way to end literally any sentence if portal was made in the 2020s. like yea. this test was previously a military training course that uses live turrets with real bullets btw. if you even care.

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

now in HD!

[ankle-beez]

[lammergeier-spitfire]

This felt like a punch to the throat

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

On one hand, this would exasperate any Frenchmen within earshot, so good for her.

[anxiousangerball]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

[boyrot]

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i'm choosing to believe that the in universe reason for everybody swearing in adventure time now as opposed to before is that all the characters made the conscious choice to wait until finn turned eighteen