( YOU'RE NOT EVEN HALF RIGHT. )

𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐎𝐘. 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓.

[jesytr]

THE CLOWN CAME KNOCKING EVERY - DAY AROUND MIDNIGHT. like a fucking horror show !! some sortve psychotic teddy bear. truthfully , I was smitten.

🤡.

#JESYTR , a semi - sel , " Harley Quinn . " based off original headcanons with comic influence, and mix media. main verse Acts more as an original character. written by. Dior !! she / her ( 32+ ). all follows through @hubmuses .

♦️ promo. bio. rules. memes/prompts. face/body. wishlist. head-canons. open starters. . tag - dump. diary entries. ♦️

♦️ NPC master - list. ♦️

voice - claim : she/her.

face - claim : Roseanñe Park.

( blogs you can find dior at : )

original plant based superheroine--- ( @mthernatre )

daughter/son page--- ( @damagedrot )

multi ft. marvel && DC muses ---- ( @vulosp )

CLOWN CREW:

most of HQ's progression and character development happen through her story dynamic with ( arthur fleck/wayne) whom of which is no longer a part of the rpc community but still very dear to her development and story.

my main batman and progression story is made through @bvats .

however most will be offered her secondary verse which is the classical Harlequin based off mixed media, comics and original headcanons.

LET ME GUESS ?? YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT NEW HERE. well lemme introduce you to my friends. this here's JUDGEMENTAL THERAPISTS && PARTIAL NUDITY. in a little jester outfit.

[jesytr]

Pop!

eyebrows scrunched together , pulling tight on that Night's makeup collaboration between vintage and clown cute. baby Brown's briefly rolling at mr. baldur gate's custom created eye's info, " they got labubus covered in twenty four k gold, Remy. " she arguing.

" I 'uhnno maybe ya' Intel ain't as good as it could be. maybe ya' lost yer game. " maybe she's calling him old.

C. // @roidesvoleurs

[roidesvoleurs]

❛ Or mebbe I don't wanna waste my time on a flash in the pan, Clownette. An' an ugly sonovabitch one at dat! ❜ Goddamn does he hate the youth sometimes; always on dat Tikkietokkie bullshit talking about sixes and sevens and rotting their brains. Back in his day, you'd wrestle an alligator to the ground while trying to escape a shotgun wedding to some heiress you just robbed blind like a proper brigand! None of this weak-ass Lafufu nonsense.

❛ Ain't nobody stoppin' y' from makin' wonadem influenza people cry! Jus' count me out. ❜

[jesytr]

" ya' sayin' I can't count ya' in for a instagram live labubu heist? " she's clucking her tongue in disappointment. before shrugging and looking away - brown eyes masking the fact that she enjoyed poking fun a little bit too much at those that weren't in the know - how. or who refused to give in to a little technology upgrade. not that she was sure if he had an instagram or not.

" how 'bout I count ya' in instead on a lil' drive up to some shady mcdonalds down the alley n' we can make guesses on if their mcflurry machine is workin' or nah? " after all, didn't the thought of labubu's always bring up a little ice cream treat edition to the evening plans?

[jesytr]

being denied a wingwoman was a first. for that evening at least. most people didn't even let her gamble that conversation before they were saying no. it was probably good for him too. he'd probably end up with a murderer on his arm if she could pick them. not the best judge of character - mainly at bars. her phd usually came in good for therapy sessions, but hook ups? not good.

" tell me - what type of bar do you think were in? " she gestured around. elbows up on the bar, that felt a bit sticky from sloshed drinks.

" cause I didn't just bring ya' ta' any regular ol' stop. " she smiled. a little too pinched at the cheeks before adding, " this here's a villain's only kinda place. only the shmucks of gotham come here and look for hook ups. oh! maybe you'll end up with anotha' criminal. someone just on bail from arkham. maybe someone who used ta' just wear orange is tots ya' type. "

continued. // @roidesvoleurs

[jesytr]

Pop!

eyebrows scrunched together , pulling tight on that Night's makeup collaboration between vintage and clown cute. baby Brown's briefly rolling at mr. baldur gate's custom created eye's info, " they got labubus covered in twenty four k gold, Remy. " she arguing.

" I 'uhnno maybe ya' Intel ain't as good as it could be. maybe ya' lost yer game. " maybe she's calling him old.

C. // @roidesvoleurs

[vaememes]

Send ’ 🎉 ’ to kiss my muse at midnight on New Years Eve.

Alternatively, send ’ 🎉 + diss ’ to turn away from my muse trying to kiss yours at midnight on New Years Eve.

[jesytr]

If you want a new years themed Harley in your ask box LIKE THIS POST.

[jesytr]

Most of my drafts are like… years or months old? So I’m starting fresh! Want something from hq? LIKE THIS POST IF INTERESTED. also I do have a verse page on my pinned with a couple verses. One of them where she wasn’t molded by joker and became a killer queen of Gotham. She’s very dark in this verse and I took some inspiration from telltales Batman.

** edit: just realized I might’ve deleted my verse tag! Feel free to dms me if curious about her darker verse!

[jesytr]

♦️//: hq's wardrobe. — makeup edition.

[forthoseafter]

      inspired by the 2020 indie game HELLTAKER developed by Vanripper

❝ Don't look at me. I'm not a nerd. ❞

❝ I can't believe you invited them. ❞

❝ This place stinks of smoke. ❞

❝ Too bad, I'm coming anyway. ❞

❝ How fascinating. Please expand on that, I want to know all the details. ❞

❝ I can offer coffee, turn-based strategies, and chocolate pancakes. ❞

❝ What were you thinking, man? ❞

❝ Who would've guessed that lying could get you into Heaven? ❞

❝ You want advice, but have nobody to ask. ❞

❝ We can figure something out at my place. ❞

❝ Maybe I can serve YOU instead? ❞

❝ I could really use some coffee, I'm not myself without it. ❞

❝ You and me. Now. ❞

❝ You poor fool, they'll rip you to shreds... and I HAVE to see this. ❞

❝ Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and let's engage in proper harem activities. ❞

❝ Are you a human? A real human? Please take me with you. ❞

❝ This is getting too easy. I have questions. ❞

❝ Deal. No questions asked. ❞

❝ You look like you don't need help with this one. ❞

❝ Hey, do you smell that? Orange, berries, and... vodka? ❞

❝ Great, more braindead idiots... never seen your ugly face before. ❞

❝ This is delicious, please insult me more. ❞

❝ Oh no... please no... ❞

❝ Wait. I have a feeling I'll regret it. ❞

❝ Go ahead, try to stop me. ❞

❝ Can you please shut up? ❞

❝ People die if you love them too much. ❞

❝ Yo, did you just solve that puzzle? ❞

❝ You don't have to ask me. I'd never miss a party. ❞

❝ That totally sounds like something I would have done. ❞

❝ The more the merrier, right? ❞

❝ Pledge your soul to me and I'll make you my most treasured slave. ❞

❝ Eager little soul... ❞

❝ I see I have to teach you your place... ❞

❝ You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes. ❞

❝ I don't want to be sitting here all day. ❞

❝ Just look at all this mess. ❞

❝ Don't give people ideas that will get them murdered. ❞

❝ You truly thought you could just walk away? ❞

❝ We will spend a lot of time together, you and I. ❞

❝ Could you please not damage him? ❞

❝ Yes. Please continue, this is A+ material so far.❞

❝ Suffering must be made. ❞

❝ Surrender and let it consume you.❞

❝ Be silent! ❞

❝ You are your own torturer. ❞

❝ No authority stands above Judgement! ❞

❝ You think you can truly break free of those shackles?❞

❝ Hope leads to disappointment... disappointment to despair. ❞

❝ Yes! Regret everything you have ever done! ❞

❝ That outfit kills! Ten out of Ten. ❞

❝ Any last words before the real pain begins? ❞

❝ Only thing I regret is not seeking you sooner. ❞

❝ Nothing will prevent your damnation. ❞

❝ I will kill you and you will suffer. But it does not have to be today. ❞

❝ So consider yourself lucky, and get out of my sight. ❞

[jesytr]

My hq muse has been slowly reviving through me playing the suicide squad game. Send some memes? ( if that link doesn’t work it should be listed on my pinned post. )

[softestaura]

makeup by jellybean_xxdd on instagram

[jesytr]

( LIKE THIS POST IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A VARYING LENGTHS STARTER ) could be short , could be long. I'll go with what the vibes are like. <3

[cannibatz]

[jesytr]

GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. (Maybe they don't know each other yet, which would be perfect because he's nolanverse???)

she'd seen his face on tv before. vaguely. her eyebrows pulling closer together in thought, trying to place the name to the face. not quite aware of his reputation to produce havoc in gotham city. or it's inhabitants.

" are you - " she offered. then stopping. having to really remember between all the cartoons she had been watching and catching up on The Golden Girls marathons, " that guy on Jerry Springer ?? " she offered, " the clown who banged my mom ? that episode ? that guy ? " she wasn't really sure, but it didn't seem right. and by the look of him. she doubted it. he definitely had a face she'd recognize. ( though of course she didn't stay up to date with the news often. )

suddenly, as if a light bulb went off did she suddenly know, " oh right! the joker! that guy! yeah - shouldn't you be in.. uhh.. " how could she put it lightly, " arkham? isn't that where they send .. umm.. " she caught herself and stopped. deciding it was better to not be rude and assume. instead she opened the door a little bit more. her pet hyena sniffing the air between them. she had to use her knee to stop him from jumping the guy, " nevermind. yeah - come in. "

she opened the door finally after putting her hand around Bud's collar and pulling him back, " oh don't mind him. he's just excited to see a new face. "

[jesytr]

don't tell me to relax.

mouth shut tight , jaws locking. as he ventured to tell her what ailed him. snapping at her like a too quick crocodile. of course , she was used to harsh words. spitten out like rugged teeth and sharp cleaved bones.

" so ,, " she countered. stuffing down her thoughts and prizing what could come out red and hot. poker flamed and ready to steal from him given he left out his treasured prized pigs , " next time ya' accidentally bleed out .. "

she chewed on her words. gritting teeth and silky clown paint that she dolled up extra well to see him. the red dots on her cheeks bright and harsh , " i tell ya' to stop complaining instead ? "

the bandage and gauze was already set. she had a hand pressed to his shoulder - keeping it there ,,, wondering if she should've left it to bleed through. careful fingers pluck and fall to her side , " gotta say ... I've seen worse though. " he's taken more grueling hits than that. what was one more bullet wound ?

@whyscserious

[jesytr]

I found a harley quinn and joker podcast where its like a narration of their story and I havent listened to it in awhile for a real opinion, buuuuutttttt.

[jesytr]

APPEARANCE * // HAIR && CLOWN MAKEUP.