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i remade, like this post if you want my new url so i can find who wants it without having to log back into this blog
you’re invited to kick my ass!
date: any day (preferably soon) time: anytime (again, as soon as possible) place: anywhere rsvp: not even necessary! just show up whenever & wherever i am and start swinging
Remember when Stephen Hawking was more worried about inequality under capitalism than artificial intelligence in a Reddit AMA and people started telling him to read an economics 101 book? Wild. Anyways rip Steve
Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like
Michael Costello at New York Fashion Week Spring 2018.
This is so accurate.
someone probably already did this but egrafwexnfdgrzsf
ps dont tag as su critical? pls? whoever keeps doin that stop :P
does anyone remember 2k10 Middle School “Hipster” aesthetics?? colorful galaxy pictures?? Triangles?? the same 2 perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere?? narwhals?? the 3 most popular MGMT songs?? the word “infinite??” So Many Triangles?? Did anyone actually like or understand any of that or was it just some mass hysteria, a hallucination of the collective unconscious, all young citizens being brainwashed into compliance
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
Im a simple lesbian i see a pretty girl i xjgfyfjgxkdhfjfdhdjajdncdjsishsywjefjdnshdjdhTahskdkdjsjdkfkcjckgkgifitiejfkvkg
a few people have messaged me about this, I have indeed seen.
im 😒 at it, I was not asked and they only decided to include the lesbian flag after several people asked them about it despite it being a direct reference to my post, but like I don’t care to stop them. It’s disheartening, but whatever I guess.
This is not the first time it’s happened though, that they plan to make a kickstarter is something of a kick in the teeth.
I don’t particularly want to monetise this blog, it’s just a place where I can make light hearted jokes about how much I like swords, but if you did want to support me I do have a ko-fi.
I am currently in need of a new computer - if you’re not aware I am an artist and recently in the last year or so I’ve been learning to use Maya.
My computer is very old and not powerful enough for it, and after pushing it too hard it now crashes with a fatal error if I try using maya or blender etc. it sucks _ノ乙(、ン、)_
I made stuff like this while I had access to Maya,
So if that looks cool to you n you’d like to help me save up to build a new computer, you can donate here: https://ko-fi.com/swordlesbianopinions
thank you in advance 💕
so now its okay to police what pronouns nonbinary people use as long as they are lesbians amiright
OP is infected with the cheese touch
KingVader has the best edit skill’s Naruto in the Hood 🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂
Wtf did I just make myself watch.
Does every goth femme have those black thigh highs with the stripes at the top?
My thighs too chub
Same tho. They roll aaaaaaaall the way down
let me introduce you to SockDreams! They make actual good quality socks & stockings for thick thighs and they’re AMAZING and I have thunder thighs and they still fit. Like. Freakin’ amazing.
https://www.sockdreams.com/dreamer-americana-thigh-high.html
(maybe signal boost so other big babes can see this? I don’t have that many followers)
OMG THEY EVEN HAVE THE “GOTH FEMME THIGH HIGHS”!!!!!!
they also have a wide variety of pride flag socks! these are mine:
I love them ♡
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