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It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

kpiva

( ⸝⸝･̆⤚･̆⸝⸝) !!!

dysphoria-things

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

dysphoria-things

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

del3141

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

oliviawhen

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

birdwarde

arf arf! was anyone else a seal kid....... I was always insanely into seals instead of like, dragons or horses

irrationalplanets

doctor who is the greatest tv show ever made

emilysidhe

I was waiting for the punchline and it didn’t disappoint

taylortut

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript

taylortut

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

the-last-teabender

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

lornaka

I like how this wip looks at this stage, so I thought I'd just post it

charleenapurcellslaptop

You know what I love?

That there's this unspoken agreement that you're allowed to dump on the things you love. Like we can make fun of Nancy all day for asking insensitive questions or having terrible style or being the world's worst girlfriend but the SECOND anyone outside the fandom tries to come for our girl, we would be grabbing the pitchforks.

nancynancydrewdrewdrew

Literally all I do here is make fun of Nancy and the games and sometimes I worry I am too mean because I genuinely love them so much and so this is very reassuring that we’re all on the same page here lol

kpiva

george/deirdre nation here is your food

kit-foley

Butch for Femme representation fr

i-shouldnt-steal

Okay but here’s the thing, Tex, if you’re going to ask some random girl to feed the horses KNOWING she’s never done that before and KNOWING a small slip-up could be fatal and having neglected to label ANY of the various horse feeds and you don’t even bother to check that she’s done it right, then it’s 100% your fault that the horse is collicking!!

charleenapurcellslaptop