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[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[caats]

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[optionalcausality]

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[mythmagicetc]

oh you love me? name 97 of my trials and tribulations

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[swanlakereturns]

kitten mommy is going to have to punish you if you keep maintaining an ironic detachment from your wants and needs

[lakevida]

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[maybalwayswatching]

Lesbians only want one thing and it’s to be the princess to a handsome knight

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[medievalthymes]

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

[sagasolejma]

[appall-deactivated20230419]

call me spongebob the way my vagina is touching the floor

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man