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29 | they/them | ♋️ sorry if ur here abt me reblogging posts from 2014, i'm cleaning out my likes i play some games, read some books and comics, watch some shows, and am in some fandoms.

[tiffany-loves-broadway]

that chef in The Menu must have had the most fucked up little rat controlling him

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[librarycards]

i remember when i was 13 sitting in my freshman theology class in catholic prep school & ppl were talking about """"prostitution"""" raising my hand like i don't see how that's is any more unpleasant a job than being a cashier or a waitress like those are incredibly degrading and you can't even control how much you charge or who you see and everyone gasped back like i'd shot them. i wish i had!

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[abyssalco]

pubbyy!!!!!! (Maned wolf + sunfish :))

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[boltlightning]

what if there were an extra day of the week for lying in bed and being pathetic. they could call it thursday and put it between wednesday and friday

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[bozmeoww]

Ough

[iamwizzzzz]

[northirish]

Not doing it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. Doing it like they do it on the History Channel

[northirish]

Why the fuck are there aliens here

[silkangelkisses]

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[chromaticabrasions]

i don’t feel well forever does any one know the cure

[grayve-mistake]

Yeag they make good songs sometimes. Not sure how that relates but hope u feel better soon

[chromaticabrasions]

do u like disintegration

[chromaticabrasions]

what about boys don’t cry

[chromaticabrasions]

oi don’t care if mondays blue

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

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