Perks of being Me

Justin | Nashville | 28 | G(a/u)y

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

it gets pretty intense at bingo night you might want to bring holy water

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[runcibility]

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[optional]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS The Two Towers | 2002

[preacherboyd]

Person of Interest | 1x08 Foe

[phalevolent]

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

[zedogica]

when theres ants at the function

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[donutshoppe-deactivated20260318]

the bush administration in my pants is on its 8th consecutive term

[scrumjock]

Looks fun! Can you play like that every week?! Actually on 2nd thoughts next time in jockstraps!!

[geocaprican]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[ladytharen]

well, well, well ^_^

January 27 ($397.15) to February 26 ($290.80)

[throo]

✨Like to charge and reblog to cast✨

[chaser]

Okay haven't worked for the chaser for like 2 years now but still have access to this blog for some reason, so bringing this old headline back for reasons

[conceptsandreality]

Ok but for real the community notes feature is an excellent addition

[catchymemes]

[fabrickind]

I start talking to someone who just arrived from Canada and a flight attendant immediately snipes me from a mile away