JewishCupcake69

nihilist in the streets, existentialist in the sheets.

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

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[spoon-fresh]

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[notinlove]

[frogmoss1]

a mature Ellen the Generous weeding out the weak clones to ensure that only the strongest take up the mantle

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[00v]

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

[targent]

i accidentally cut my finger on the chocolate frosting container and now it hurts to scroll….woe is the blogger defeated by the apple in the garden of eden

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

I come from a mental illness dynasty

[sisyphusshrugged]

ask not for whom the baja blasts

[unfortunately-awake]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

finally a petition I can get behind  

[springbeanz]

To all my loyal followers

[powerburial]

oh hell yeah

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP