[handsomeboymodelingschool]

(Surrounded by gorgeous men and women) I am performing very well in sudoku today

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[blondejokes-deactivated20220825]

As a society valuing convenience over experience is why everything sucks today. Blockbuster was an EXPERIENCE. the movie theater was an EXPERIENCE. Music stores were an EXPERIENCE. Arcades were an EXPERIENCE. I don’t want to sit in my house forever!!!!! I don’t want everything streamed to my electronics!!!!! I want to sit in front of the big silver screen for 2 hours with a coke freeze and come out with my life changed!!!! I want to live and I don’t care the cost!!!!!!

[aliaoftheknives]

I must not cringe. Cringe is the mind-killer. Cringe is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my cringe. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. When the cringe has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 

[holythefirm-deactivated20230530]

I do the hero’s journey every day but I don’t make a big deal about it

[milk5]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[howtoexplainpicturestoadeadhare]

[oneheadtoanother]

[ladychlo]

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

wanda cosmo i wish all gacha microtransaction payments went directly to my bank account for 5 seconds

[mysharona1987]

[bandicoot]

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

[ilovethecolorpink-deactivated20]

[ashstfu]

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

[teenagerposts]

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

anyone who is in a happy relationship needs to explode and die right now

[duotheism]