[screamydreamy]

[kaymcgivemeacall]

what running this blog feels like

[phoebebyers]

[n1t6g251436]

[choco-cheese]

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[girlmostlikely]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

[9e978e]

via

[letmesleeponu4sumtime]

I love cruising around the city by myself

[thesunshinemaria]

LIONEL MESSI VS SHAKIRA THIS SUNDAY MARK YOUR CALENDAR

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[wanlittlehusk]

[distrakcija]

5.11.

Belgrade, Serbia.

[bearie]