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@jewsagainstshitler
This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.
Here is number 11…
Here’s his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told him “People on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!”
Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?
And, he’s back at it again tonight.
He got another one, and he is proud of himself.
He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!
He is so beautiful 😭
He’s aware of that, and loves being told that. :P
Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.
He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.
Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.
He’s back to the normal ones now…
Even when it’s raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!
He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night… (Also, if you haven’t seen it, there is a video of him that’s great, too: http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-out )
He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.
He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! That’s a new one-night record for him!
Mr. Slash’s flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.
He was back at it again today.
And two more from last night…
Thank you, Mr. Slash!
Such a good kitty!
He is!
I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels 😂😂
Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. He’s a special cat. :D
He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last night…
Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.
Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.
Feeling sad? Have a big fluffy kitty bringing flowers to his people.
down the block is a person who is inexplicably losing all the flowers in her garden
@thoughts-of-an-x-factor did you ever find out where Mr. Slash got the flowers from? I’m so curious now!!
Oh! I’ve explained it before, but I know some people haven’t seen the explanation, so here it is: Mr. Slash has made friends with an elderly woman who lives about three houses down from me. He gets the flowers from her garden. They are Camellias, so they grow, and fall off the bush by the handful, and he goes over there at night, and takes every single one from the ground, to bring back to me. So, when I said he was stealing them, it was somewhat inaccurate. It’s actually more like he’s helping an old woman clean her garden up, and giving me gifts at the same time. She knows who he is, and where he comes from, and knows what he does.
i better not see one straight person this month
Well shit bye guys
I feel like this was offensive and I’m very sorry
bye! get off my post
What? Am I not allowed to be straight?
memes memes memes
and 90s rap lyrics
hey mom wjat
you know what, i’m gonna say it
6ft is too tall that’s Too Much Man
I’m sorry I can’t hear you from down there
mercury signs
aries mercury: makes decisions quickly, honest, direct, hates wasting time, likes to get straight to the point, motivated, enjoy a challenge.
taurus mercury: practical, grounded, witty, steady, sensual, great memory, don’t enjoy being rushed to make decisions, opinionated.
gemini mercury: good listener, open minded, talkative, like to learn about lots of different subjects, curious, naturally flirtatious.
cancer mercury: empathetic, nostalgic, defensive, don’t enjoy being distracted on a task, natural speaker or writer, like routine, sentimental.
leo mercury: artistic, expressive, wise, persuasive, boastful, make friends easily, can over exaggerate, enthusiastic.
virgo mercury: interest in detail, helpful, analytical, feel as though they need everything that is happening, good common sense, critical.
libra mercury: tactful, diplomatic, searches for equality, idealistic, need mental connections to others, appear shallow, argumentative, try to make others happy.
scorpio mercury: honest, see through the fake, attracted to the unknown, good at keeping secrets, skeptical, critical, want to help others.
sagittarius mercury: big ideas, enthusiastic, philosophical, positive, confident, fearless, vision over detail, have a thirst for knowledge, sarcastic.
capricorn mercury: steady, methodical, like to see tasks through to the end, concentrate well, organised, don’t like wasting time.
aquarius mercury: detached, entertaining, see the world differently, love debates, alert, enjoy slight chaos, see the big picture.
pisces mercury: prefer to listen than speak, unpredictable, vulnerable, artistically inclined, disorganised, spiritual, lack confidence.
honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Its fake….
I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post
*opens pill botttle*
*opens water bottle*
*pours some water out into my hand*
“Wait. No, that’s…no.”
bdsm stands for
Bees Do So Much for the environment
what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead
hey, tandem?
I’m out for the evening
ok i’ll wait
Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created