My Mom Says I'm Cool

Tessa | 20 | ESFP | Aquarius Sun | Virgo Moon | Sagittarius Rising |

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[thisdayin1dhistory]

Today (January 7) in 2013 - the Kiss You music video is released!!!!

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

[herelyqueerly]

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

[123029393]

Visit Original Link

[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[nihilistwife]

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

[nihilistwife]

Classic bible story

[edderkopper]

Source

[haunted-hideaway]

Found this on a librarian group. Read the comments. They are all precious.

[mnmnmnmn04]

[alicemcullen-deactivated2022111]

edward: if only i could read bella’s mind and unravel its mysteries! does she like mike? tyler? eric? does she like… me? that cannot be true, for she could never see me as someone worthy of love!

meanwhile bella’s mind:

[cimes-et-cieux]

loving the twilight era of enlightenment. it’s about time 

[yes-iamredeemed]

[mooglemain]

[kobayashi-san]

the fuck yall expect jigglypuff to look like?

[kobayashi-san]

looks like a fuckin jigglypuff to me

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[pastelspacecowboy-deactivated20]

What kind of noise is that??

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[nygmacere-deactivated20191104]

congrats OP this is literally the only grinch post i’ll ever reblog

[valtsv]

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

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[90stv-deactivated20191212]

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