JFK the cat

mreow

[phrogthegene]

I know this is super super rushed but I loved the idea so much I had to share it at all costs

Veronica would def talk to her cat like this

Get it cause he’s JFK

[prom-is-slavery]

mrrp meow

-@jfk-the-cat

OH MY GODH JFK!!!! IVE MISSED YOU BUDDY

[jfk-the-cat]

meeeoooooooow

[jfk-the-cat]

what a guy

mreow mreow meowa mrew

[jfk-the-cat]

which cat food do I buy to gift you, the whole store or the fancy gourmet shit

😺mreow

[yourfriendslushi3]

*gives friskies buffet cat food*

[jfk-the-cat]

Meow mew @yourfriendslushi3 meow meowiemeow mwo meow meow!

[slushie-the-hamster]

...

-@jfk-the-cat

...you're not gonna eat me, are you?

[jfk-the-cat]

... ... ...

[slushie-the-hamster]

please don't, i have big plans! i'm trying to get jd arrested for murder

[jfk-the-cat]

mrrp... ...

[jfk-the-cat]

which cat food do I buy to gift you, the whole store or the fancy gourmet shit

😺mreow

[slushie-the-hamster]

...

-@jfk-the-cat

...you're not gonna eat me, are you?

[jfk-the-cat]

... ... ...

[jfk-the-cat]

mrrrp.

[explosiveslurpeelover]

hiss!

-@jfk-the-cat

Huh, no need to hiss at me, ok? I was just trying to pet you is all. Generally in my experience most cats enjoy being petted but evidently you don’t, I see. I’m usually quite good with cats whenever I’m allowed around them though that’s apparently not often enough. I suppose it’s rather strange of me to even be talking to an animal that clearly doesn’t want anything to do with me besides to hiss at me. If you want rid of me so badly take it up with your owner, except you can’t as you are a cat.

[jfk-the-cat]

... ...

[imightbebeautiful]

mrrrp mrreowwmrreow mreow -@jfk-the-cat

Veronica lets out a gasp.

She crouches down and gently pets the cat's head using only her dominant hand's index and middle fingers, just to be cautious. The last thing she wants is to upset it. "Hiiii, kittyyyy. Oh my gosh, aren't you the cutest? Yesshhh, you aaaare! Such a handsome, fluffy boy!"

Once the cat showed signs of liking the affection, well, Veronica didn't hold back.

[jfk-the-cat]

purrrrrrrrr

[jason-dean-89]

mreow.

-@jfk-the-cat

Veronica's lucky. I bet you don't cause problems like Slushie, do you?

[jfk-the-cat]

...

[jason-dean-89]

That's alright. At least you're not ruining microwaves and running from the IRS.

[jfk-the-cat]

mrrrrp.. mreow.

[shelby-is-planning]

mreow -@jfk-the-cat

This is, like, totally why I carry ham in pockets! Here, kitty-cat.

[jfk-the-cat]

mrrp!

[jason-dean-89]

mreow.

-@jfk-the-cat

Veronica's lucky. I bet you don't cause problems like Slushie, do you?

[jfk-the-cat]

...

[not-deadsummer]

mreow? @jfk-the-cat

can i shoot you with ich luge bullets?

[jfk-the-cat]

[jfk-the-cat]

mreow