Definitely Not Up To Trouble

I have the power to make great change in the world all through the small but powerful device in my hands...and I use it to spend time on this god-forsaken website.

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[medli20]

public service announcement

[medli20]

I keep getting people asking about bowling on this post so I’m just gonna repost this drawing I made on Twitter

[lorddoom01]

How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?

[medli20]

She was a very large woman. Easily 12 feet tall.

[mystorl]

then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!

[medli20]

Pop-pop was very small so it canceled out.

[skulkingfoxes]

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

[skulkingfoxes]

Turns out it's Yuri Day, so please enjoy my yuri comic about dreams and first dates!

[doreenchloepoetry]

inspired by good bones

[mittenfoot]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[leonardcohenofficial]

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

[leonardcohenofficial]

peace and love on planet earth

[leonardcohenofficial]

[la-vie-est-une-fleur29]

[tonyzaret]

[scoes]

yes

[tonyzaret]

ok

[ikakkumon]

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

[tonyzaret]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

[mercutihoe]

[frottinq]

[guldaastan]

greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

[guldaastan]

yes this!!

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[queen-mihai]

Always reblog flash debate

[official-megumin]

on it boss

[zocomi]

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

[azeofspades]

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

[belphegor1982]

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

[kkachi-serica]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[fierceawakening]

I propose:

Sir, are you happy?

I’m really happy

But Jesus—

Dude, shut the fuck up.

[nerdygaymormon]

[nerdygaymormon]

After the success of lighting the iconic Main Street Bridge in 2024, 120 people holding flashlights showed up to do it again in 2025. As they approached the Main Street Bridge in Jacksonville, the drawbridge began to rise—with no warning and no boats approaching. The bridge stayed upright until the marchers turned around and left.

The organizers pivoted and implemented their backup plan by walking to the nearby Acosta Bridge and lit it in Pride colors as a crowd on the shore watched.

It's unlikely any of the state's bridges will glow again with Pride lights while Ron DeSantis is governor, we have to do it ourselves until a new governor reverses the ban.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[oldwinesoul]

“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

[3liza]

[aurpiment]

Oscar Wilde WAS gay and he DID suck dicks but “love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” is not about oral sex. It is not even erotic.

Here’s the rest of the quote. It’s from De Profundis:

“Most people live for love and admiration. But it is by love and admiration that we should live. If any love is shown us we should recognise that we are quite unworthy of it. Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everyone is worthy of love, except him who thinks that he is. Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling, and Domine, non sum dignus should be on the lips and in the hearts of those who receive it.”

[garkgatiss]

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

[escuerzoresucitado]

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

Being extremely temporary confers on you the same reckless boldness as being immortal