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Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

elodieunderglass

Dragonflies are good for this

everyredqueen

What, you need your paw kissing better or something?

rillils

In a world where Steve and Bucky are out as a couple and pride month is rolling around, a big furniture brand approaches them about starring in their next commercial, knowing them to be widely popular fan faves. After a moment's consideration, the boys agree -- as long as they get to do it their way.

The ad is officially launched on June 1st.

An upbeat song plays just loudly enough to muffle what might be enthusiastic moans of pleasure.

The scene opens on a suggestive montage of sex happening just off-screen:

A bedframe knocking insistently into the wall, a pair of boxers draped haphazardly over the night lamp. The back of a sofa, shaking like it's in the middle of an earthquake, somebody's toes visibly curling on one end. Two hands joined on a kitchen counter, their fingers interlocked - one set of them made of sleek metal plates. Table legs scraping across the floor in small, rhythmic increments; the shield comes rolling into view, seemingly discarded with a grunt.

The sound of laughter carries over as the music slowly fades into a sated silence. The camera pans over to show Steve and Bucky, hair mussed, bare chests shiny with sweat, spent and happy and poured together at the foot of a bed. The mattress has tipped over and the sheets are a mess, but the bedframe? Perfectly intact. Tagline. "If two supersoldiers can't break it, no one can."

The ad goes viral in a matter of hours. The brand gets more business in the next month than it had in the last 5 years.

At home, the boys watch the commercial from their bed - the frame caved in down the middle, split in two almost perfect halves, and they haven't bothered untangling themselves from the impromptu trap yet.

"Maybe we should get one of those," Bucky suggests, gesturing at the ipad held up between them, where their faces glow in their fake post-coital bliss. "Looks sturdy."

Steve laughs into his shoulder, his upper lip slick with sweat. This right here, this bliss is real, and lasting, a lazy, pooling heat the color of a sunbeam, painted right onto his bones -- and it's damp and uncomfortable and full of long legs and wriggling toes digging into his calf, and it's the sweetest thing Bucky's held in his arms his whole life.

They don't get up for another hour at least.

#It's fucking adorable!#I love it :)

jevilcore

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

#I really want this tshirt that has Biceretops on it in the bi flag colors #but I can't justify it at the moment

avpol

one tells only truth the other also only truth they're really nice

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

in the 2020s people don't own rolling pins they subscribe to Breadr+ to rent an exciting new model every month! explore a wide range of colors, sizes, weights, grips, and materials to find the model that fits YOUR dream lifestye!!!!!*

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libraford

I was cleaning a park and I found a mitch McConnell

mbari-blog

Guess who? 🥰⁠

Say hello to the adorable arbiter snailfish (Careproctus kamikawai). Snailfishes are a diverse and thriving group of fishes with over 400 described species. Their pelvic fins are modified into suction cups that allow them to fasten onto rocks, corals, or even research equipment and hold on in strong currents.