Nothing In Particular

Solar Gemini | Meredith | Lunar Aries Canadian 20

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mb-ramses]

[valleyguido-deactivated20110403]

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[elidyce]

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

[readerman-blag]

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[hollywoodsocialite]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

[cheaphalloweencostume]

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

[bogleech]

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.

[tallwife]

I wish anxiety wasn’t called anxiety because it makes it sound like I’m just mildly concerned and worried about things

[tallwife]

Anxiety should be called Overwhelming Dread Stomach Problems Death Obsession Syndrome

[tallwife]

Can’t we go back to being misogynists and calling it hysteria, it actually sounds urgent and i don’t like people thinking I’m shy + that I identify with a hogwarts house

[folimoli]

[auckie]

[noirsilk-deactivated20200913]

[pixiebeetle]

oh. oh my god

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[nokiabae]

[lydiabrbpooping]

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[withironhands]

Avengers (1963) #5

[starkexpos]

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

[squidgnz]

The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument