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[redrola]

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape-deactivated20190801]

[jiggataughtyou]

When I give mfs space when there’s tension.. They apparently think I don’t fuck w them anymore..

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

source

[theryanproject]

[slimdaddymbaku]

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

[yallstillhere]

Regular Show - I See Turtles - Turtles assault scene

these turtles was killing niggas 

[jiggataughtyou]

@ultrapalebeam

[jiggataughtyou]

My birthday’s in 4 days

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

Idk what I have to lose at this point

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

I’m as the kids say these days “thirsty” for love and affection like where is my husband I want my titties s*cked

[foreveryoung910]

[yallstillhere]

Men who pee out the underwear hole got the best pussy

[neverthere12345]

[soup-erb]

[h3sjustq]

Objective: Increase income. Strengthen self love.

[theuppitiestofnegroes]

Black brothers and sisters...

The law of attraction is real. Speak your most fulfilling desires into existence.

I am healthy. I am wealthy. I am successful. And I am happy.

[jerrielzapata]

I am strong I am beautiful I am talented I am exactly who I think I am

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

I will grow more into myself. I will become well again. I will get past my struggles. I will shine gloriously. I will achieve my goals/dreams

[britneynova-deactivated20240331]

I am divine. I am beauty. I am irrestible. I am love. I am me.

[domesthiccviolins]

I am happy

I am greatness

I am healthy

I am wealthy

I am love

[wronglynamedbonnie]

I am happy

I am beautiful

I deserve love

I deserve financial security

I will be a successful artist, per my own and God’s will

[wendidarling]

I speak to God in public. 

I live in my purpose by helping others do the same.

I am well in all areas and spread that wellness to others. 

I have and spread joy. 

I am loved and loving. 

I am free.

My overflow waters those around me. 

[quasmellito]

I am happy.

I am good enough.

I am going to be successful.

I am going to conquer all that I fear, and prosper.

I am going to live without any regret or fear.

[alexundefined]

I am healed.

I am healthy.

I am fearless.

I am strong.

I am successful.

I am worth it.

[godswerepoetsonce]

I am brilliant

I am concise

I am insightful

I am powerful

I am good

[fangbreaker]

I am healthy

I am good

I will be wealthy

I am happy

I am whole

[beaupei]

I am happy

I am wealthy

I am healthy

I am beautiful

I am loved

I am always okay

I am the love i deserve

[curlsandstems]

Don’t feel bad for outgrowing people that had a chance to grow with you.

[chinkylee]

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

[moo-sopretty]

Omg yes😩

[ari-verderci]

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

[b1gsp1n]

Reblog for financial freedom

[annieskywalker]

Speak it into existence! I LOOK FORWARD TO* money not being an issue 🔮

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[transformativejourney]

my brain: I WANNA GET FUCKED

my body: stop! touching! me!