living like larry

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Finally achieved my dreams of owning my very own, at home ball pit! Who knew life could be this magical!

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Me right this very second frfr

[theehorsepusssy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s a huge secret in my family that I like lemons as decoration. Not because it’s shameful or anything but because I know that if word got out to my grandparents and aunties that I like stuff with lemons on it I’d get nothing but stuff with lemons on it for the rest of eternity. I just enjoy a few things with lemon pattern. I do not want to be flooded with citrus themed kitchenware every Christmas.

[jigglybones-mcgee]

I wanted to go practice riding my unicycle today, but I can't find my propeller hat.

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Do you feel the distance growing greater between us? because I do. You're a distant memory to me. it didn't used to feel this way. And I assure you it's not you, it's me.

Signed, A friend.

[effemimaniac]

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

[un1ovab1e]

“gender is a game and i’m winning”

“gender is a game and i’m using cheat codes”

gender is a game and i’m ignoring the main objectives to decorate my base and romance npcs

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Gender is a game and I stopped playing because I got bored

[kosmogrl]

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

[jigglybones-mcgee]

My mom JUST asked me what unresolved childhood issues I had with her. Like girl you can not handle all that. It doesn't help that immediately after asking she started talking about how hard she tried. I mean come on.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Me every time I have to open at work

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Bro, I know everyone is mad that they killed Bobby but I just want to talk about how beautifully that scene was filmed. I mean I am full on sobbing and I knew he was gonna die ahead of time. The shots of everyone crying intermingled with him leaning on that table praying whilst that song played on in the background. Idk man it just really got me. And these things don't usually get me quite this much. Like I've seen A lot of characters deaths in my time and this one just hit different. I do think it would be really funny if he wasn't dead and was buried alive, but tbh I'm ok with him being dead too. I think it was beautifully done. And tbh I knew he was gonna die at some point. Even if they do bring him back he still died. And I think that's wonderous.

And yes I did just finish watching the episode. Thankyou so much for asking.

[jigglybones-mcgee]

That feeling when you're a big ole dumb dumb who can't do their homework: ):

[melonfacade]

[jigglybones-mcgee]

Absolute airport behavior in the court house today. This 55 year old man had Facebook reels on full volume while hitting his vape. Like do you not know where you are sir???

[jigglybones-mcgee]

I love it when the sky yells at me.