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[kenobirey]

  I named you after my only hope.

[kenobirey]

I went to Ben Solo’s wikipedia page and...

no need for fancy words, you can just say they’re married in the force

[kenobirey]

Rey didn’t need to be a Palpatine to be strong. She doesn’t need to wear the Skywalker name like a mask. She could have truly been Rey from nowhere, with no last name. Who struggles with her inner darkness not because it’s a clue, but because she’s a human. It would have made her story better. It would have made Star Wars better. Instead, the galaxy far away and the Jedi order is limited, elitist, and destined to fail again.

— How THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Ruins Rey’s Story, Lindsey Romain for Nerdist

[kyloren]

#post-TROS mood

[astrodidact]

[animegodmother]

Like Hoovervilles.

[little-elf-wanders]

Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence. Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.

Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.

[apothekaries]

theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[dojacat]

[knifeofvenus]

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

[toesucker]

[prisonhannibal]

I’m so glad PinkNews cleared this up

[the-most-mystical-of-messages]

Jumin: [sneezes]

MC: bless you

Jumin: so blessed. so moved. blown away. can't believe this is my life. never gonna my to take anything for granted. love everything. i'd like to thank jesus and also god. my crops are flourishing. thank you.

[zukoandtheoc]

MC: does jumin han is gay

Jumin: MC we have been married for three years

[mystic-mess-aine]

[reyloready]

Oh, it’s 2019?

No suckers, it’s the year of REYLO!

[hyperspaceprincess]

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

[redwinerozanova]

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

[phalania]

here come dat boi!!!!!!

[phalania]

o shit waddup!

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten