SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[jigoehgfuio]

I saw this on the sky on my 18th birthday and that made me so happy i just wanted to share that cute thing with you guys #LibraGang

[jigoehgfuio]

[thatlinearttho]

[jigoehgfuio]

The signs when their crush is staring at them

Aries: I FUCKING KNEW IT. Soulmates, can we made out already?

Taurus: Omfg, what should I do now? *hit them with food*

Gemini: "Oh, hi. Do you wanna marry me?"

Cancer: *dies*

Leo: Too fabulos even for you. Kiss my ass, I know you want to.

Virgo: It's rude to stare at someone but it's okay if you stare at me.

Libra: "Just so you know, if you'll stare at me more than 5 minutes you will have to pay."

Scorpio: *stares back harder* I could do this all day

Saggitarius: Tries to do something funny, ends up in hospital

Capricorn: Resting bitch face on the outside, dies on the inside.

Aquarius: Stares back or just ignores them. No in between.

Pisces: Am I dreaming or what?

[wunner-deactivated20231205]

u were cool but nah fuck u

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[missing-fingers-blog]

<3

[jigoehgfuio]

PUGS EVERYWHERE

[edward-glock40-hands]

[jigoehgfuio]

This gave me nightmares

[pomeranian2]

[sam-i-am-16]

[captincannabiscrunch-blog]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

[anxius]

[asiaticastronomer-deactivated20]

My favorite kind of Easter Eggs

[celebrityho]

when something you didn’t want to attend gets cancelled 

[intertitres]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko