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Jemima. 28. she/her. melb.

[diesaur]

My games

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[happymiffy]

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I love flavor text. I love reading a sentence or two about the item

[parasitoidism]

I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[dogpuppy]

[only-cat-memes]

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[userfish]

how’s it going?

[64mpg]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[screenshotsofdespair]