what the fuck is happening right now

Reblog all the fandom, ship all the ships. Most of my posts are untagged, sorry. I find myself very interesting, personally. Try it - you might like it.

[wonderworman-archive]

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

[moldyjunk]

still not over it

(gif credit @sgt-dignam)

[bakasara]

tongue first, too

[rravensrrevenge]

not the kisses he wanted

[veddiesymbrock]

Awww give him a kiss Eddie! A real one this time.

[symbisexual-disaster-deactivate]

this is offensive to my beliefs 

[bakasara]

*Mad World plays in the distance*

[recoveringgayfish]

ok guys so i just had a breakthrough  so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO 

[timgy]

[bambicalifornia-blog]

Latin nerd moment

[agrippasuggestions]

Fuck

[literallyaflame]

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Tag yourself I’m Dr. Dan

[jillyfishmcbacon]

We are Venom.

[tammirants-deactivated20211013]

[thehelleniclunarwitch]

I now own Venom.

It’s on repeat.

My blog is gonna turn into a shrine to Eddie Brock.

Be prepared.

That man is the love of my life.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

[jillyfishmcbacon]

Same

[eddie-monsterfucker-brock]

They had to delete the scene of Dan carrying Eddie because it radiated too much Gay Energy and they knew the straights couldnt handle it

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

Can I get a gif of Eddie pouring the bag of tater tots in his mouth? because that just a mood constantly. 

[transmasc-starscream]

The good thing to come out of 2018:

The death of heterosexual white romance movies and the rise of the OtherFuckers (monsters, aliens, robots, mutants, fish)

[deepspacepirate]

I normally hate movies where things just happen to the protagonist and they just go along with events (e.g. all of the Transformers films, Pacific Rim Uprising, etc.), but Venom? Venom works because Eddie is a depressed disaster of a man with real feelings and very much not your standard cynical/combative/defensive/sarcastic/emotionally-stunted jerkass hero that you see in most blockbuster films.

With the standard archetype, the protagonist is fighting everything that happens to them for the whole film, only to still end up doing what the forces around them demand, and what you end up with is a protagonist with no real agency at all. Additionally, because the protagonist is put into situations where the only outcome is them doing things they wouldn’t normally do, the character never gets a chance to show their real self, and is merely defined by what they aren’t. As a result, viewers don’t really give a shit about the character.

Eddie, on the other hand, makes the deliberate choice to go along with things without any resistance, which not only gives him agency, but is also consistent with him being the embodiment of sad chaotic dumbass, instead of contrary like the standard action protagonist. Also, him accepting the whole situation with nary more than a “i guess this is my life now” is fucking hilarious. Furthermore, when he does protest about something, Venom listens to him. He actually has an influence on the plot and isn’t merely a vehicle for a narrative driven by larger forces. That’s why Venom is a great movie.

[cryptid-corvids]

“sir thats my emotional support parasite”

— eddie to drake when he keeps trying to take venom away

[misadventuresofsupremefam]

Peter: Dude, stop touching my dad’s butt.

Eddie: It’s not me!

Peter: Venom, stop touching my dad’d butt.

Venom: Squishy, Peter! So round, so soft.

Peter: *sighs* Here *offers a bar of chocolate*

After two weeks

Pepper: Ok, explain why Stark Industry is opening a chocolate line under Eddie Brock’s name.

Tony: It’s for Venom.

Pepper: Why the hell would you dedicate a whole business to a symbiote?!

Peter: Venom said he has a good butt.

Stephen: *opening a portal into the room, carrying a two champagne glasses* I can vouch for that!

Peter and Pepper: *sighs*

[cryptid-corvids]

riot: get in the fucking rocket loser we're gonna go conquer the planet

venom: no im gay and i want to stay

riot: then pERISH

[lovebiotes]

dr skirth: please dont touch anything

eddie, running his hands over every surface and leaning his face against the glass: wh

[lenaospinka]

Art for Russian Teen Wolf Big Bang’18