tumblr? i hardly even know hr!

good news: i’m a leo. bad news: i’m a leo

[guerrillatech]

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[starlike-klondyke]

Cos

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[barleywheatonlove]

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

[mutationgirl]

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[koraxmarinus]

the bird namers really knocked it out of the park with this one

[lmaonade]

coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[wherever-whateverr]

computa make all my friends tell me how they perceive me Computa make everyone i’ve ever met tell me how they perceive me

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[markovchaingang]

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[thelonghalloween1996]

they should make miis have allergies so if you gave them like a peanut or something they'd have an allergic reaction and it'd be all your fault

[spookys4pphic]

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

[animentality]