BTS GC MASTERLIST
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In order from top to bottom <3
☆ Drunk and in trouble
☆ Morning after
☆ sunday blues
☆ beef and frostys
their insta profiles
…more to come ☆

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@jiminshoops
BTS GC MASTERLIST
☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎
In order from top to bottom <3
☆ Drunk and in trouble
☆ Morning after
☆ sunday blues
☆ beef and frostys
their insta profiles
…more to come ☆
TAE A FURRY NO CLICKBAIT
9:25am
Tae: god I’m hungry who has food I can have
Jin: ur so gluttonous oh my god
Jimin: I just fell down the stairs on the second floor
Jk: LMFAOO
Hobi: BRO
Joon: i was behind him the whole time he actually head dove down
Jimin: FUCK TOU GHYS
Jimin: ALL U DID WAS LAUGH AT ME U ASSHOLE
Joon: well it was funny..
Yoongi: I fell down those stairs once
Hobi: we’re u high
Yoongi: IM NOT ALWYAS HIGH WRF
Yoongi: but yeah I was whatever
Jk: u guys wanna come to mine later
Hobi: ooo what’s the occasion
Tae: 7some? 🥹
*Jimin has kicked Tae has from the groupchat*
Yoongi: thank you oh my god
Jimin: fucking freak always on some bullshit
Joon: who wants Wendy’s for lunch
Hobi: ME ME ME ME
*jk has added Tae to the groupchat*
Tae: FUCK TOU JIMIN
Tae: did u guys miss me
Jimin: jk death is coming to u
Jk: HE WOULDNR STOP BOTHERING ME IN CLASS TO ADD HIM BACK
Yoongi: i could eat Wendy’s tbh
Jin: what’s new fatty…
Yoongi: watch ur back in the 3rd floor bathroom
Jin: how did u know I was here…
Yoongi: come out of the stall..
Jin: oh my fod
Jk: I want Wendy’s I want a baconator combo
Jin: SOMEONE COME HELP ME HES BABGING ON THE STALL DOOR
Jk: maybe a frosty too tbh
Joon: u on ur own lil bro
jk: what no we’re going to wendy’s together i thot
joon: i was talking to jin dumbass
Hobi: so r we going to Wendy’s
Jk: YESSSSUH
Jimin: sure
Tae: yas
Tae: so r we going to kooks tonight or what
Jimin: I can I don’t have work tonight than god amen
Joon: I’m tutoring until 5 but im free after
Hobi: geek..
Joon: okay unemployed stfu
Hobi: HEY I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY STFU
Yoongi: that’s exciting where is it
Jimin: prolly he’s the number one candidate to moron city and he’s running
Hobi: well that’s funny cuz I heard ur campaigning to be mayor of bottom loser city
Tae: damn he said u a bottom and a loser
Tae: nun wrong w being bottom tho but damn
Jimin: I’ll see u at ur locker Hoseok.
Hobi: actually meet me at the parking lot cuz it’s closer to Wendy’s
Jimin: BOY FIGHT ME IN THE HALLS LIKE A MAN
Jk: waitttt should I get a chilli cheese fry on the side instead of large fries
Jin: wait I wanna record y’all’s fight
Tae: r yall fr fighting ??
Yoongi: it’d be funny if yall just have a verbal fight in the hallway in Korean so only we know what’s going on
Hobi: wait I like that idea let’s stage a fight I’m bored
Jimin: WAIT BET
Jin: r u still out there Yoongi…
Yoongi: no those shoes ur seeing r someone else’s
Jin: yoongi just slapped me upside the head and asked me if I wanted to hit the dab in one motion
Yoongi: r we walking to Wendy’s cuz I’m not gonna drive
Joon: sure
Jimin: Tae I see in the door in the classroom I’m actively ignoring u
Tae: cum to me Minnie cum to me
Jk: u on ur last straw at this point
Jk: yeah my parents r going on a date so we have the whole house to ourselves
Hobi: don’t eve start tae
Tae: 7…..
Jin: 700 lbs is what u r
Tae: that’s it Im bending u over
Jin: EXCUSE ME????
*Jimin has kicked Tae from the groupchat*
6pm
Jk: u guys can come now my parents just left
Jk: I mean Taes already here so the rest of yall
Yoongi: tae r u ever at home
Jimin: his parents don’t want his dumbass
Tae: I HAVE A NCIE HOUSE ACTUALLY YALL WOULD LNOW
tae: but minnie’s right my parents told me to go do sum productive
Joon: I’m coming with Jin and Minnie
Hobi: me and yoon r walking there
Jk: kk I’m getting my extra switch remotes out
Jin: YAY
10pm
*Namjoon has started a private chat with Jin*
Joon: we can’t tell anyone abt this
Jin: why would I
Joon: I know Ik
Joon: I didn’t mean for it to happen
Jin: ?? U initiated it?
Joon: fuck Jin plz just don’t tell anyone
Jin: idk why u think I would it’s honestly insulting that u think I’m that kind of person
Joon: I just don’t want it to mess any dynamic up im sorry
Jin: I’m not gonna say anything so stop
Joon: thank you
Jin: 👍
bts gc insta profiles !!
7 boys 70 toes 🦶
1:30pm
Tae: and what r u boys doing on this lovely Sunday before we go back to hell
Jin: I’m at work fml
Hobi: playing overwatch on kooks pc
Tae: and where is he
Hobi: taking a nap
Jimin: I’m also at work for a few more hours
Joon: putting the fries in the bag 🥺
Jimin: Kill urself
Yoongi: I’m laying in bed
Jimin: riveting stuff wow
Tae: who wants to get food w me
Yoongi: where are u going
Tae: to McDonald’s so Jimin can get me a discount duh
Jimin: bitch how about u come cuz u miss me and wanna visit me??
Tae: wuv u 🥺
Jimin: ur getting cold fries atp
Yoongi: I’ll come w u im lowkey hungry
Jin: do yall ever just make food in ur own homes
Tae: I’m tired of ramyeon
Jin: is that fr all u can make
Tae: I make a mean pb&j
Jin: 🤦♂️
Hobi: I’ll ask jk if he wants to come too but he’s looking pretty snug rn ngl
Jimin: yall better hurry up I’m bored
Jk: Big Mac Big Mac
Tae: oh good morning
Jin: big back big back…
Jk: fuck u oml
Joon: I’d come but I gotta help my dad with some shit idek
Jk: I’ll have a cheeseburger in ur honour bro 🩷
Yoongi: so fucking greedy u were gonna have two anyways
Jk: yeah let’s be honest here yeah. yeah I was.
Tae: anyways I’m walking to McDonald’s now see yall there
Hobi: k me and kook r leaving now
Yoongi: same
2:23pm
“Hey!” Tae shouts, leaning against the wall outside the door to the McDonald’s. “Let’s get our eat on!” He smiles waving at the three boys approaching the door.
Jungkook runs towards to the door, embracing Tae is a bone crushing hug, before whipping the door open and going inside. Yoongi shrugs, hands in his pocket, “someone’s eager” he snickers.
The other three walk inside approaching the counter with the a smile on each of their faces, Hoseok noticing Jimin at the register, waving with a laugh.
“Minnie! Hi!” Hoseok shouts, “don’t you look handsome in that uniform, the grease smell really enhances this look” Hoseok teases.
“Shaddup” Jimin mumbles with a smirk, leaning on his hand, elbow lazily on the counter, hunching over the register. “What’s up boys?” He asks.
“Hi Minnie! How’s work? Let me get a Big Mac, large fry, cheeseburger, extra pickles, and a large Diet Coke” Jungkook quickly states, hands pressed on the counter leaning closely into Jimins face.
“Good lord, okay I got you,” Jimin laughs, “you’d think you haven’t eaten in days with the way you’re acting”, Jimin pokes.
The boys all place their orders and take a seat at a booth, jimin following behind, broom in his hand pretending to sweep.
“When you gonna quit this place min?” Yoongi asks, mouth stuffed with fries. Hoseok and jungkook not bothering to spare a glance at Jimin as they stuff their faces with fries.
“Fuck, I actually need to, but you know I love spending money!” Jimin sighs, “Probably at the end of the school year, dad says I can probably work at his office part-time.”
Tae nods along at his answer, “fuck bro I need a job, like soon, my dad won’t get off my ass about it”, rubbing a hand through his hair, the other hand occupied with his burger.
“Why don’t you work at the cafe with Jin?” Hoseok acknowledges, “I’m sure he could get you a job there, the manager trusts him”.
“Park! Hurry up and put a headset on its rush hour” someone yells behind the counter, hand waving to hurry up.
“Oh my god, fuck me” jimin grunts, “I’ll text you guys later”, jimin waves goodbye with his head shaking as he walks back to the counter.
The boys continue to chat, jungkook providing very little to the conversation, enamoured by his food, while the boys laugh loudly and banter playfully among themselves.
4pm
Jimin: IM FREE
Tae: bless bro
Jk: Jin hop on valorant
Jin: bet
Hobi: sighs loudly
Yoongi: ew get a breath mint son
Hobi: u actually r my biggest opp at this rate
Yoongi: 😊 yay
Joon: my mom jsut beat my ass
Tae: LMFAO WHY
Joon: cuz my room was messy
Hobi: bro my mom whooped me the other day for getting a B on my math test
Hobi: I think the bump on my head is still there
Jimin: Korean parents 💜
Jk: JIN HURRY UR ASS UP IM TRYNA RANK UP TONIFHT
Jin: CALM UR ASS MT PC IS RESETTING
Joon: don’t u have like a essay due tmrw kook
Jk: fuck idk if I do I’ll do it later I need to get to ascendant rank or I’m killing myself
Tae: ur priorities r so inspiring kook
Jk: thank you!
Hobi: I think he was being sarcastic
Yoongi: does someone wanna do my history paper for me I’ll give u 5 bucks
Jimin: how abt i wont tell ur parents u just said that for 5 bucks
Yoongi: how abt u take that back before i beat the shit out of u
Jimin: aight my fault nothing funny to u ig
Joon: what’s the paper on
Yoongi: one of the world wars idk I lost the paper for what it’s about
Hobi: how the fuck we supposed to do it for u then
Yoongi: idk just pick one of the two
Tae: gg bro ur cooked
Joon: why don’t u text someone from ur class dumbass
Yoongi: wait u right lemme go do that
Jimin: who’s tryna give me a ride to skool tmrw pretty plz cherry on top w sprinkles my ugly brother needs the car
Hobi: what’s wrong w the bus
Jimin: uhm idk probably because the kids on the bus stink like fucking ass and apparently deodorant isn’t a thing
Joon: that’s the entire school bro
Jimin: preach it
Yoongi: apparently it’s on Chernobyl
Joon: just watch a documentary on it
Hobi: I’d be snoozing real quick if I had to do that
Jin: how yall r passing is beyond me
Tae: a lil something called hopes and prayers 💜
7 boys 70 toes 🦶
1:34am
Tae: wherub Ari Yu gys
Yoongi: I’m outside smoking a J with hobi
Jin: HOBI UR HIGH? U GOTTA DRIVE
Yoongi: relaxxx he’s just sitting w me
Jk: 29&.jdnkendo
Jin: couch with Joon and some random guy named Alvin ??
Hobi: where the hell is Jimin I haven’t seen him in like 2 hours
Joon: last I saw hib he qas takin shotd
Jin: prolly asleep somewhere or flirting w some guy
Jk: iwisjzkkke
Yoongi: bros gone
Jin: kk I’m gonna go find Jk before he throws up all over himself again
Hobi: can someone find Jimin and Tae cuz we should leave soon my moms gonna lose it if I’m not back by 2
Jin: I just found Jimin making out w some guy in the master bedroom
Yoongi: Oh?
Joon: yassdrturrr
Jin: can yall get namjoon in the car and im bringing Minnie idk where jk or tae is tho
Hobi: I’ll go get tae he’s probably asleep somewhere
Jk: backyafgjj
Yoongi: oh yeah I turned around jk is lying in the grass out here
Yoongi: how long have u been here
Jk: 3,&
Yoongi: I’m bringing him to car
Hobi: Tae was asleep in the bathtub upstairs ffs I’m carrying him out
Hobi: two most sober ppl go in trunk the others can doggy pile and sleep in seats
Jk: gottttt itttt
Jin: coming with Minnie and Joon
Joon: cumminghhhh
Hobi: hold on Taes throwing up on the front lawn
Yoongi: EW BRO
Jin: JFC bro can not hold his shit down
2pm
Jimin: morninghhhhh
Yoongi: good morning
Jin: have u been asleep this whole time r u not even hungover
Jimin: nope I’m amazing!
Joon: does it have to something to do w the man from last night
Jimin: what man
Tae: haiiiiiiuuuuik
Jk: my head feels like djdkcjrjr
Jk: I’m hearing ringing is anyone hearing ringing
Yoongi: ok bro
Jin: Minnie u were with some guy last night in the master bedroom smooching
Jimin: WHATT
Tae: awww cute
Jimin: WHO???
Jin: idk some rando guy I’ve never seen him before
Jimin: oh my god gg I’m so embarrassed
Hobi: happy pride
Joon: it’s march??
Hobi: shut up
Tae: anyways who has pics from last night
Jin: I have one of a selfie jimin took on my phone
Jin:
Yoongi: I have none actually wow
Jimin: my phone was dead like 5 min in
Tae: I actually don’t have any
Tae: oh wait
Tae:
Yoongi: LMFAO who is that
Tae: no idea
Tae:
Jk: I don’t remember any of that when did we get ice cream
Jin: u actually begged us to stop for some on the way home and started crying so
Jk: sounds like me
Hobi:
Joon: bros just happy to be there
Yoongi: I’m going back to bed goodnight
Jin: it’s already 2pm u bum
Jimin: goodnight I’m going back to sleep as well
Tae: same gn
Jk: I’m gonna go play valorant
7 boys 70 toes 🦶
8:30am
Tae: ok im like pretty sure Mr Krost has it out for me
Jimin: no SAMEUH he’s actually so decrepit and old and is torturing us for being yung
Joon: literally it’s first period what happened
Tae: okay so I may or may not have fallen asleep right away on my textbook
Tae: and perhaps I was supposed to present tdy and deadass mumbled in my sleep to fuck off when Mr Krost was yelling at me
jk: LMDAOOO
Hobi: bro on god I already have detention
Jin: how the fuck do u guys manage to do this it’s been 30 min since the day started
Yoongi: how tf u got detention already?
Joon: says the guys who not even at skool yet
Yoongi: I’m at McDonald’s chill