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POV: Your friend invited himself for a meal at your place, and he got a lot more comfortable than you expected
When the cruise is 'All You Can Eat' 😎
2/2! Be sure to let me know which angle y'all thought was better
Glad to see you back, gorgeous 😘
Thank you, didn't know y'all missed seeing me fill my gut 😅
Your gorgeous in every way, especially you butt.
This one?
If you enjoyed the story of my explosive gas at a work function over this past weekend...you might also enjoy the video of me eating all the food that made me blow up the way I did...
This comp was intented to be much bigger but circumstances intervened...check out my story from a couple of days ago for more about that...but I was so bloated and in pain from all the triggering food I ate in this...
But hopefully my suffering leads to some pleasure from all of you...especially if you can make it to the end hehe ;)
Sometimes you gotta get through those surface level burps and really belly shake out the ones deep in the gut. Those are the ones that give you way more room to eat. 🤤
Just some late night horny stuff...
I can't deny it any longer, I'm a fat, slobby piggy 🐷🥺🥵
Hello. I had an idea for a while. A guy named Jorge with a plump bubble butt unknowingly ingested dairy when he's lactose intolerant and suffers nasty explosive diarrhea all day and shits himself at least three times in the same day.
A Lactose Distract
Jorge was a young sportsman and independent, he lives alone so he takes care of the household chores such as cleaning, cooking and shopping.
Every end of the month, Jorge goes to a supermarket where he is in charge of buying groceries from home, he made sure that they have enough protein to maintain and grow his muscle mass even more, he had barely been in a local gym for a month and his muscles were still not marked, He always thought the gym would be the same as sports, but he found it even harder to see results, aware that it only takes a short time for him to expect more from his body.
He concentrated on taking foods such as red meat and fish, great foods to support his development, or well, that's what his coach told him, another food was dairy that helped by providing calcium, however, he could not afford to eat this type of food because he was lactose intolerant.
Jorge struggled with this problem since he was a teenager, one of his habits was to eat ice cream every Sunday but little by little this generated problems: first gas that gained a terrible smell and that used to last a long time, then stomach pains such as colic and finally an incredible desire to evacuate his bowels, he remembered how one of those days when trying to fart he literally shit himself with thick and bad diarrhea This problem continued until his lactose intolerance was detected, and from that moment on, Jorge dedicated himself to taking care of his diet.
He used a dairy replacement, i.e., lactose-free products such as lactose-free milk, among others. Whenever he went shopping, he made sure to check his milk cartons and read his labels.
This specific day he bought 3 cartons of lactose-free milk, next to him was an old woman who bought regular milk, she left her shopping cart next to Jorge's while he was distracted by seeing a sign with the week's offers, the old woman got confused about her cart and took Jorge's (both shopping carts only carried milk cartons).
Jorge turned to look at his new cart and confidently did not check its contents, ready to continue with the shopping day. An hour passed and he was already paying when the first warning flashed, the milk had an irregular price, that is, cheaper, but he did not give it importance and thought that it was just an offer that he did not realize existed.
He came home and restocked his fridge with all the food he bought, sat down to watch TV, and fell fast asleep.
After a three-hour nap Jorge got hungry, he took cereal with milk and helped himself to two dishes, they had a different flavor, a sweeter one, but again he didn't think about it, he thought: "Maybe now they put more sugar in this cereal"
An alarm distracted him from his thoughts, it was his digital hand watch, it only meant one thing: his daily jog to the park. He dressed in black leggings and a gray shirt, grabbed his phone and headphones, and jogged out of his house, but without first making himself a milkshake to drink in the park and relax.
He reached the halfway point when he stopped, ignored the music on his phone and closed his eyes: *GRRRRRRRRRRRRR* that was the sound that generated his stomach, it was so loud that Jorge managed to hear it even with his headphones on, took his arm and began to feel his stomach.
"Ufffffffffff, what was that? Am I hungrier? It's a good thing I save my milkshake for problems like these."
He took his thermos out of a small bag he was carrying and finished taking it all in one sip, his stomach stopped his annoying noises and Jorge decided to continue with his daily jog.
When he arrived at the park his stomach rumbled again, but this time a small pain invaded his body, he stopped and this time he turned off his headphones and put them away, put his hands on his hip and looked at the sky closing his eyes: "I don't think it's hunger... I've already eaten a lot in a very short time, but my stomach feels so bad..."
His back bent and he bent down keeping his hands on his hips and his eyes closed *GGGRRRRRR* "What's happening to me... I'm sweating a lot...?" he lifted his head *GRGRGGRGRGR* "I feel... Feel... something inside my stomach, could it be...?" he opened his eyes and relaxed his stomach... *pftftfftft* "uuggghhhh, I had a fart stuck *GRGRGGGRRRR* and I think I have another one... *PPFFTTFTFpfptptf* this one was even worse, ufffffff yes it sucks *GRGRGRGGRRGR* Oh no, here comes a big one"
*PFPPPTFPTPPTPTFTPF* *PRPRRPPSPSS* *PFFFTT*
Time froze, Jorge opened his eyes as wide as he could and led his left arm to his stomach and his right to his bubble butt, it was real, the unthinkable happened, an adult shit his pants:
"Oh no no no no, how could this happen? What should I do? I didn't even feel like going to the bathroom!"
*GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"But now I can feel it."
He repositioned his arms and running with all his might fled the park, he didn't want people to find out what happened through the terrible smell that enveloped his body, from afar you couldn't visualize any stain thanks to the dark color of the leggings, however, if you pay attention you can see a small lumpy bulge on the back of the tight pants.
*GGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGR* *GRGRGGRGRGRGR*
"Not again, please!"
*PFPPFPFFPFPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTFPF*
"UGH"
*PRRRRRRRRR*
"I don't understand, that I could have eaten enough for this to happen to me, I hadn't shit my pants since I was a teenager!"
*GRRRRRRRRRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGR*
Sweating and with his tired legs he managed to visualize his house in the distance, when he touched his garden he felt an annoying stomach pain that prevented him from continuing running, Jorge felt that the shit was approaching his back door trying to knock it down and come outside, with each movement the rancid mixture turned and hit Jorge's large intestine.
He took the same position as before, one arm to his stomach and the other to his butt to apply pressure to prevent his underpants from ending up in a big mess and shaking, Jorge grabbed the keys to his house and quickly opened the front door.
"I must get there, I can't hold on, WHY THE HELL DID THEY BUILD THE BATHROOM BY GOING UPSTAIRS?! ugghhhhhh"
*PFTFTFTFTFTFTTFTTFTTFTF*
Climbing the stairs was quite a challenge, his diarrhea was struggling to get out and his tense and tired muscles were not strong enough to try to climb the stairs by jumping or running, but despite this Jorge managed to reach the top and dazzle the open bathroom door.
He arrived, left his bathroom door open, pulled down his tight leggings and underpants with various proofs of the stomach mess, and sat down on the neat, clean porcelain.
*PPFFPPTPPTFPTPFTPPTPFPTPPPPT* *PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRP* *SQHHSHQSSHHQSQHSHHSHSQHSQHSQHSQ* *PFFTTFTFTFTFTFT*
Jorge lived alone, so he didn't limit himself to containing whatever was wrong with his stomach.
*PRPPRLLLTLTLTLTLLTLTLTLTLT* *BRLLARRSRASAPPAPPAPPAPPAPPABRLRLRLRR* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PLOP* *PLOP*
"Oh it can't be, what did I eat enough for this to happen to me?, and why right in the park?!"
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *SQUASHSHHSSHSHSHSSS* *GRRRRR* *PFFFFFFTTFTFTFTTF* *PRPRPRPRSQHBQHSHSQHHSQHQHQ* *SHHHHHHHHHHH*
"Oh... no, something is coming..."
*PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR* *HQSHSHSHQHSHQSHQ* *BKERKEBRKBEBEKEKLREEEEE* *RRRRRRRRPSSSSSSSSTRTRTTRR* *PFFFTTT* *PLOP* *PFFTFTFTFTFTFTTF* *PLOP*
"Aghhhh, I think I'm done"
Jorge took a large piece of toilet paper, folded it and slowly and carefully passed it on his burning butt, and before throwing the first piece away, Jorge stood up with his butt in the air and looked down in the toilet, the accumulated fecal material was disgusting, thick and full of lumps with a dark brown color, Jorge could swear he saw a bubble.
He sat back down and finished his work by using up half a roll of paper, flushed the toilet and left the stinking bathroom, leaving the door open for the rotten smell to disappear.
He sat down on the couch in his living room and grabbed a washcloth to wipe his sweat: "What the hell was that, I hadn't felt bad in the morning, I watch my diet, is it something in my trainer's new diet?"
*GRRRRRRRRRRR*
"Oh! My stomach is really burning inside."
*PFFFTTTT* *GRRRRRR*
"I'm so gassy, ugh, I think a nap wouldn't hurt me..."
*PPFFFFFFFFFTTTTT*
"And so I think my stomach is going to relax."
Jorge went back up the stairs with his hands massaging his stomach, he undressed, got to his room and lay down dropping on the bed, closing his eyes and with one last fart his mind shut down closing his eyes.
2 hours later...
*GRRRRRRRRRRR*
Jorge opened his eyes in a cold sweat, lifted his back and massaged his stomach again, the great pain and stomach roars lifted him, the sweat consumed him covering every part of his body especially his big butt and between legs.
Jorge looked down to see his weakened stomach, but something underneath alarmed him, he pulled his butt away and saw something terrifying: a giant brown stain covering the white blankets of his beloved bed.
Jorge was going to scream until a stabbing pain came over him:
*GGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRG*
"Oh God!"
He jumped up from his bed and ran naked to his bathroom without success because little by little wet gases came out of him, staining his ass more with dry shit:
*PPFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTTF*
*BRBRBRBRBRBBR* *PFPFPTPTPFTPTT*
*PRRRRRRRPFFTFTF*
"I can feel melted lava mixing with trash inside my rectum!"
Almost slipping, Jorge reached the prized toilet which retains the smell and small brown marks marked on the porcelain from the previous visit to his bathroom.
And with his butt stained, he sat down and freed his stomach a second time:
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTFTFTTFTFTFTTFTFTGFTTF* *HQHSHQHHQSHHSQHSQHSQ* *PRPRPRPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *SHSHHSHSHSHPFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTSQQASGGSSSAS* *TRTRTRTRTRTRTR* *BLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRPRRRRR*
"AHHHHHHH, how is this a possible thing?"
*HSHSHSHSHSHSHSQHHSQSQSS* *FFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTRRRRRRRR* *PSPSPSTGHGHGHGHGHGHG* *DRDRDRGRRRRR* *RRRRRRRRRRHRHRHRHHRHHR* *PFTFTFTFTFTFTTFTTFTFFTTF*
Jorge turned his head back, his forehead swam in sweat and his butt was quite sore, there must be a cause for all this, it's not normal diarrhea he wondered until he remembered the cereal he ate:
"It could be..."
*BLRLRLRLTTTRTRTRTTRTR* *POPFTFTFTTFTFTF* *TRTRTRTRTTRTRTRTRTRT* *SHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS*
"I have to investigate... But first I need a bath."
Jorge got up from the toilet which thanks to the sweat combined with the dried shit of his butt left stains all over the lid, his clean toilet now looked like one that belongs to a gas station in the middle of the desert where only greasy truckers go.
He took two steps and entered the bathtub, relaxed and let the clean water cover his body replacing the sweat and shit, brown water accumulated and disappeared on Jorge's feet and with a sigh of relief he dried himself with a soft towel and left the tub without first farting.
"I don't think this will end anytime soon..."
He went downstairs when again he felt the pain of an approaching diarrhea, but this did not stop him, he reached the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, checked the cereal and there was nothing strange about it, this gave him a clue to the origin of the problem, Jorge refused to think what he thought it was and bravely took one of the cartons of milk and the news did not hit him, literally:
*GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRGRGRGRG*
"So this is responsible for the diarrhea I have!"
*GRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRRR*
"I can't believe it! How did it happen?"
*GRRRRRRRR* *PFFFFFFTFTFTFTFTF*
"I must throw away all this milk... and... I MUST GO TO THE BATHROOM."
Jorge dropped the carton of milk spilling on the floor, with both hands he held his bare butt and started running with all his might:
*PFPPTPTPPTPFPPTPTPTF*
*PRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPR*
*PPFPTPTPPPFTPPPPPT*
"Come on, stay inside, don't explode!"
He climbed the stairs, but a misstep eventually led him to lose his strength and:
*SPLASH* *PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *HQSHHQSHSH*
Jorge shit on the stairs, his ass exploded spilling thick brown lava, he was embarrassed, but he still continued on his way letting drops of liquid shit leak out of his tight and strong ass that tried to prevent more shit from staining the stairs without any success.
Walking like a penguin, Jorge finally got to the bathroom, he saw that the toilet lid was still stained, he didn't have time to clean it, but he doesn't have time to clean it now, he slowly put his butt in the dirty toilet and relaxed:
*SQUSQHUSQHHQSHSQUAHSHASHSAHUASASSSJHSSHSHSH* *TRTRTRTTRTRTRTTTTTTRTRTRTRTRTRR* *PFPTPFFPPPTPFPTPFPTPFPPTT* *BRLRLRLRRBRLRLRRRRR* *PTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT*
"AAAAHHHHHH WHY?"
*FPPTPPTPPFPFPPTTPFFPT* *PSJSJQJSJASPALSSPLASH* *FFFFFFFTTFTFTFTFTFTFTF* *BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB* *GRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR*
"Personal note, check purchases before paying... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
*BRRRRRRRRRRRR* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* "PRPPRPRPRPRPRPRP" *SHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHS* *TRTRTRTRT* *LRBRRLBTLRLRLTRTLLTB*
"I think ... Forget it!"
*PFTFTFTFTFTFT* *GRGRGRGRGRGRGGRRRRRR* *HDHJQHHJHQDDJHDDH* *PLOP* *SQHQSHHQSHQSQSQ* *TOC* *PLOP* *TLOC* *PFTFTFTFTFTTFTFTFTFTFT*
After 30 minutes Jorge was finally able to get up and set out to clean his bathroom and stairs being interrupted by occasional diarrhea, when everything calmed down he threw the milk in the trash.
Every Taco Tuesday be like:
This might just beat my Valentine's Day comp for "Worst Case of Gas I've Ever Had"...
It turns out that if you stuff your lactose intolerant tummy with junk food, a whole tub of ice cream, a LOT of inulin gummies, then add yogurt with oats and beany chili with lots of melted cheese to the mix...you get a very persistant and unsubtle case of gas...
Follow my very gassy day as I wake up around 3-4 am after farting myself awake and laying down trying to rip as much as I can before I have to go into work...and then continuing to rip massive farts as I get ready in the bathroom (keep an eye out for another cheek flapper ;) )
Once I get home after holding in about 20,000 pounds of gas pressure I lay back in bed to try to soothe my poor bloated and rumbly tummy, but eventually I decide to just get out of bed and go about my day. The farts were literally NONSTOP...once I sat down at my computer it became a bit of a hassle to keep getting up to record so I just filled my computer chair with warm, fetid dairy gas for the rest of the day...
It was so bad my housemate even asked "What is giving you so much gas?" after I came out of the bathroom...they have no idea that I'm making this kind of content hehe...
But yeah this video is almost 10 minutes long. Lots and lots and lots of massive farts for you to enjoy. Please let me know what you think! 😘
I'm not fat!... I'm shock absorbent!
Just a quick little b&a for yall 🥰
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Bro ate my ass so good it ate him back. Full Vore Vid
I finally have a proper day off after two weeks of work and tooting my way through the holidays. Blocked out some time to indulge in some gassy fun today hehe
Thought it would be fun to show off chugging my green smoothie mix before the after effects kick in...it'll be a few hours but when it hits it'll hit HARD...I'll be farting up a storm all night for sure.
Gonna have some cabbage stir fry for dinner too because I just want to be a big gassy balloon constantly bubbling farts so loud I can't sleep...
Your boyfriend is proving quite the natural at fulfilling your fart fetish.