Procrastinate

50% Female 50% Pepsi Max. Norway. When I grow up I would like money and a dog. Maybe two dogs. INTP // Sagittarius

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[davnch-deactivated20140418]

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[weavemama]

WELL DAMN

[heathens-and-kings]

came for him and his mama too

[summyg]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bpdslime-blog1]

“what motivates you?”

[shejla21]

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The captain must go down with the ship.

[assgod]

a modern day icarus

[a-night-in-wonderland]

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

[vootawn-deactivated20160725]

[blushers]

[firejutsu]

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

[zappavolta]

[textpoops-deactivated20190406]

please tell me this isnt real

[dirkgently-remade]

[kovvic]

[myourenjinja-deactivated2018120]

I don’t think he’s ok