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[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Luke Windor Age: 2 Occupation: baby Residence: Lezareno Apartments Buildings Game of Origin: Tales of the Abyss

Description: Luke is an absolutely adorable baby that everyone loves, even his older brother Asch, who pretends to deny it. The children of Susanne and Crymson fon Fabre, Luke and Asch were legally adopted by their cousin, Guy, after their parents passed away. Or maybe God had to kill Crymson because he’s a giant dick. Who can say? Luke, however, is a ball of sunshine and always loves spending time with his big brother and sister. Except when he’s crying, which happens an unfortunate amount. As a result of the...crying, and being a baby, Luke (and his fathers) are known by Kratos as “the crying babies downstairs.” However, because he’s such a delight, everyone is ready to volunteer for babysitting duty for this particular crying baby. 

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Guy Windor - adoptive father (cousin)

Richard Windor - adoptive father

Asbel Windor - adoptive father 

Asch Windor - brother 

Sophie Windor - adoptive sister

Susanne fon Fabre - mother (deceased) (Finath’s sister)

Crymson fon Fabre - father (deceased)

Extended family

Nephry Scifo - aunt

Finath Scifo - uncle (deceased) (Susanne’s brother)

Patty Scifo - cousin

Flynn Scifo - cousin

Yuri Scifo - cousin’s husband

Jade Curtiss-Caesar - uncle

Malik Caesar-Curtiss - uncle

Rose Caesar-Curtiss - cousin

Hubert Lhant - uncle

Pascal Lhant - aunt

Fourier Amarcia - aunt

Other relations

Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear Heurassein - Asch’s girlfriend

Lambda - the spirit that haunts Guy, Richard, and Asbel’s apartment and occasionally possesses Asbel

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Meredy Celestia Age: 16 Occupation: High school student Residence: currently lives with Farah’s family (who are her host family as she studies abroad) Game of Origin: Tales of Eternia

Description: A foreign exchange student who hails from the city Luishka in the country of Melnics. Meredy is currently studying at Aselia Academy for all of high school, before she returns to Melnics. Meredy tends to speak in third person, as she’s not entirely familiar with the grammar of the native language, but she’s certainly trying her best. She lives with Farah, as the Oersteds are her host family while she’s attending school in Sitcom AU town. Meredy seems to have a bad relationship with both of her parents, and prefers not talking about them. She secretly has a crush on Keele, and would like to stay in this town to be with him and her other new friends, Farah and Reid. Unfortunately, as a result of being around Farah, Meredy tends to get pulled along into Farah’s shenanigans, but she never seems to mind.

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Shizel Celestia - mother

Transon Balir - father

Quickie - rabbit

Other relations

Farah Oersted - best friend, host family

Keele Zeibel - close friend, Meredy’s crush

Reid Hershel - close friend

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Mint Adenade Age: 18 Occupation: High school student Residence: Lezareno Apartments Building Game of Origin: Tales of Phantasia

Description: A kind-hearted high schooler who generally gives off the mellow vibes in her friend group in an attempt to calm them down, Mint is always ready to lend a hand. While the rest of her friend group seems to have Problems™ with Dhaos, but Mint has a relatively friendly relationship with him. She’s part of the botany club at school, and can usually be seen taking care of the plants in her free time, if she’s not in the infirmary (where she also helps out). Mint lives with her mother, Meryl, but due to Meryl’s job often taking her out of the country, Mint is usually home alone. Mint tends to hang out with her boyfriend, Cress, and their other friends Arche and Chester. Mint is a very gentle soul, and intends on entering medical school after college.

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Meryl Adenade - mother

Other relations

Cress Albane - boyfriend 

Arche Klein - best friend

Chester Burklight - close friend

Ami Burklight - Chester’s sister who sometimes tags along

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Martel Yggdrasill Age: 35(?) Occupation: house plant Unknown Residence: Unknown Game of Origin: Tales of Symphonia

Description: Described lovingly as a kind woman with an affinity for plants by those who knew her, Martel Yggdrasill seems to have been a wonderful older sister to her younger brother, Mithos. While she was part of the Angels of Cruxis Gang in high school and college with Yuan and Kratos, she never seemed to mind letting Mithos tag along. Martel was a very patient woman who also enjoyed taking naps in greenhouses, and is perhaps the reason Yuan now has a love for plants as well. During and shortly after college, she and Yuan were engaged, but her mysterious disappearance unfortunately cut short any further plans of marriage. Some say she moved away from the city of Aselia, to live in harmony with the plants in nature. Others theorize she’s travelling abroad. Others still claim she ascended godhood at an untimely moment, and had to reluctantly sever all earthly ties as she took up residence in the heavens for a nap. Some claim she said “fuck gender I want to be a plant” and fulfilled her only earthly desire, which is why Yuan is very protective of his plant named Martel. They say only a select few know the truth...whatever it may be... But who can say for sure?

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Mithos Yggdrasill - brother

Yuan Ka-Fai - fiance

Extended family

Zaveid Yggdrasill - cousin

Theodora Yggdrasill - cousin’s wife (deceased)

Eizen Yggdrasill - cousin’s step-son

Edna Yggdrasill - cousin’s daughter

Dezel Yggdrasill - cousin’s son

Other relations

Kratos Aurion - close friend

Anna Aurion - close friend (deceased)

Dhaos - close friend (?)

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Chester Burklight Age: 17 Occupation: High School Student Residence: Lezareno Apartments Building Game of Origin: Tales of Phantasia

Description: A high school student who’s generally easygoing until he’s put in the same room as his girlfriend/argument partner, in which case the two will get in some form of competition or friendly argument almost immediately. He’s Cress’s best friend since they were kids, and he absolutely knows his little sister has a giant ass crush on Cress, but he refuses to say anything about it. It’s funnier that way. He, Cress, Mint, and Arche tend to hang out together either as a group of four or individually, but it’s rare to see any of them without the company of at least one of the others. Chester is also part of the archery club at school, and has to deal with Arche showing up and making comments at every single practice. He and Ami currently live with their uncle, Claus, as their parents are generally away due to business. Their family home is in the rural area where Colette’s family lives, but like her, Chester and Ami wished to go to school in the city.

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Ami Burklight - sister

Unnamed parents

Extended family

Claus F. Lester - uncle

Other relations

Arche Klein - girlfriend

Cress Albane - best friend

Mint Adenade - close friend

Milard Rune - Claus’s girlfriend

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Cress Albane

Age: 17 Occupation: High school student Residence: lives with his parents in a cul-de-sac with a surprising amount of other Sitcom AU residents. because that’s how this neighborhood works Game of Origin: Tales of Phantasia

Description: A cheerful, passionate high school student who’s quick to help his friends and any animals he comes across. He volunteers at a local animal shelter on the weekends, and when not doing that can generally be found hanging out with Chester, Mint, and Arche. He has a strange grudge against Dhaos for reasons no one seems to be able to explain. A pro at fencing, and the star of his high school’s fencing team, his skills almost certainly come from his dad, Miguel, who’s a fencing instructor. Cress is also known to enjoy puns and stare at stone garden animals, wondering internally who did it to them and how he can turn them back.

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Maria Albane - mother

Miguel Albane - father

Extended family

Lailah Aurion - mother’s cousin

Kratos Aurion - mother’s cousin

Nova Aurion - mother’s cousin

Vera Aurion - mother’s cousin

Lloyd Aurion - second cousin

Sorey Aurion - second cousin

Mikleo Ka-Fai - adopted second cousin

Other relations

Mint Adenade - girlfriend

Chester Burklight - best friend

Arche Klein - close friend / Chester’s girlfriend

Ami Burklight - Chester’s little sister who sometimes tags along with her brother’s friends

[jimthenecromancer]

Name: Kratos Aurion Age: 35 Occupation: Owner of Derris Kharbucks coffee shop Residence: Lezareno Apartments Building Game of Origin: Tales of Symphonia

Description: That hot dad everyone wishes they could [KEEP IT PG], and also generally the one Everyone Goes To For Help. He’s been in the parenting business for 15 years, so everyone assumes he knows what he’s doing. Despite that, he’s known to go to the corner store “for a pack of cigarettes” and return in 3-5 business days, though it could be more or less. Oddly enough, no one has ever seen him smoke or even carry a pack of cigarettes. Most people tend to find it surprising that he was part of a gang back in high school/college with Yuan, Martel, and Mithos known as the Angels of Cruxis, but he has the leather jacket with angel wings on the back to prove it. He generally has resting bitch face, and his generally blunt and to the point demeanor does absolutely nothing to dissuade others from talking to him even when he’d really prefer they didn’t. Kratos is hard of hearing, and has been wearing hearing aids since his late teens. He understands sign language and can read lips, but he pretends he can’t just to mess with Yuan. If he doesn’t feel like listening to your bullshit, he’ll turn off his hearing aids or just not wear them. His late wife Anna and his sister Lailah are the only people who know if he’s listening to you or not. He harbors a strong resentment towards Milla Maxwell and her coffee shop, Maxwell House, and Zaveid Yggdrasill just because he’s dating Kratos’s sister. He currently lives at Lezareno Apartments with his dog, Noishe, his son Lloyd, and is looking after Lloyd’s friend Colette who’s going to school in the city. 

Relations:

Immediate relatives

Lailah Aurion - older sister

Anna Aurion - wife (deceased)

Lloyd Aurion - son

Noishe - dog

Unnamed parents

Extended family

Glenn - brother-in-law (deceased)

Sorey Aurion - nephew

Mikleo Ka-Fai - adopted nephew

Maria Albane - cousin

Miguel Albane - cousin’s husband

Cress Albane - cousin’s son

Nova Aurion - cousin

Vera Aurion - cousin

Other relations

Yuan Ka-Fai - best friend / boyfriend

Martel Yggdrasill - old friend (status unknown)

Mithos Yggdrasill - old friend(’s younger brother)

Colette Brunel - child he’s the acting guardian of

[intensional]

christi found bald :/

[fuks]

[welele]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the Playskool Goblin Containment Block, only $59.99

[jimthenecromancer]

Happy fanfic writers appreciation day! The Sitcom AU is beautiful and funny and I love it

APPARENTLY I NEVER SAW THIS I AM SO SORRY TO ANSWER THIS MONTHS LATERTHANK YOU??? that means so much to me honestly tysm I'm so sorry I didn't answer sooner

[masterwizardsylthfarn]

oh so I actually finished Vesperia and I wanted to add a character to Sitcom AU so here’s a lil canon factoid thing-a-ma-whatsit before I add him to the blog.

Duke Pantyraid Pantarei is the mayor of Sitcom AU town. Yes!! we have a mayor and it is Duke Pantyraid (my bf)!! he hates basically everyone in town bc god humanity amiright. he has a soft spot for yuri tho. hm. I wonder why. his friends are the animals that live around Sitcom AU town and you can usually find him in a park bitching to a squirrel about how this town is fucked up and why did he ever become mayor he should’ve left like Boris Strelka. He does have a second in command (what the fuck are those called…assistant mayors?) but I’m a bit iffy on who it is right now. It miiiiiight be Nephry we’ll see. she would also act as his “sir you have shit to do today please stop talking to the squirrels about how humanity is fucked”

[jimthenecromancer]

esp for Christmas chapter, here’s the most updated family tree.

[tehstripe]

more cat adventures

[tehstripe]

this is now officially my post popular post on tumblr dot com

please take another look at my dumb cat child

[laughingsquid]

Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects

[schwerergustav]

Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod

[pardonmewhileipanic]

When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

[agenderss]

[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

[corporation-cats]