Kitten Chops

Professional blanket monster, occasionally a magic girl. Mara's blessing upon you.

[thetrippytrip]

Masculinity is so fragile

[desertrose95]

@sammyeatsapples

[ilpatriota]

[hellsite-yano]

Ass man:

Respects women

Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future

Studies philosophy and literature in spare time

All around good taste in media and fetishes

Most likely sexually active

Boob “man”:

Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled “appreciating the female form”

Manchild mentality - thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are

Cries himself to sleep nightly

Probably has a foot fetish too

Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL

[hellsite-yano]

[shelbytaylorexists]

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

skyrim

skyrim

[yeeowch]

skyrim

[jinxlejonxle]

skyrim

[aly-naith]

moon or stars? gold or silver? strawberries or blueberries? summer or winter? rose gold or pastel blue? roman mythology or greek mythology? long hair or short hair? tv series or movies? 

[auriee]

welcome back to america min pd 

[root-deer]

For the love of all that is holy, unmute.

[katslenderarnold]

I love you

[admircot]

@i-snas-skelly

[venprea]

i lost a lung during this

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

he loves it

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[foulserpent]

you: im so soft… so gentle.. soft heart bab,y..uw..u.. smol

me: *saunters into the room and sits down in the most obnoxious way possible, putting my legs up on the counter and spreading them out (smashing multiple glasses in the process) while leaning back and resting my head on my arms (which i am flexing slightly in order to show off my muscles in a display of dominance)* heh…

[foulserpent]

i look like this and im visibly strained as i try not to fall over

[vikiholmesx3]

[sixpenceee]

Obama’s reaction to a baby dressed as a Pope.

[depression-monopoly]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE BEAN ITS SO CUTE

[dabestofmemes]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

This looks shopped

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It is here’s the original

[bibidebabideboo]

[yungchub-deactivated20150405]

This is more dramatic than the end of lost in translation

[cat-pic]

堕落の猫

[theoldness]

[the-sarkai]

When your shadow reveals your true form

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

dam that dogs true form is a dog i guess. who knew