[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who at CN is going to fess up for this..

[eggorf]

Oh my god

[cartoonsandorgasms]

P.s clip your nails !

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

[bloomflowersbloom]

[mariofartwii]

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

[toastbutteregg]

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

I’M SCREAMING

[suspend]

I always wish for you to find me

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[jitterss]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[neverthere12345]

[lookingfortronler]

Every time when I think I’m good but then life comes out

[degasdad]

i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything