junie b bones !!

| 24 | she/her |🏳️‍⚧️ | god’s loudest mountain goats fan and dog woman of the new millennium something beautiful is going to happen

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[jjjunebuggg]

the wonderful thing about the human experience is that there's a mountaint goats song for it. there's one for everything. that john guy is crazy with it like that

[jjjunebuggg]

i like to rotate daniel molloy in my mind like he his a low poly apple

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[noctivagant-corvid]

this is my mountain goats merch mockup. hire me john darnielle

[tmglineaday]

There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts there

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you

[fuck-customers]

[dogpuppy]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[baburasetemotto]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[jjjunebuggg]

there is a transgenderism deep within the character of cersei lannister, you just have to have the eyes to see it