junie b bones !!

| 24 | she/her |🏳️‍⚧️ | god’s loudest mountain goats fan and dog woman of the new millennium something beautiful is going to happen

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[jjjunebuggg]

there is a transgenderism deep within the character of cersei lannister, you just have to have the eyes to see it

[harrypilled]

harry du bois

[esukevi]

[ilynpilled]

ik the circumstances themselves cannot be removed from the equation but brienne being the one person whose approbation jaime craved badly enough to actually confess is so good to me. not ned, not barristan, not anyone else. she is the one person he actually could not stand viewing him as irredeemable to the point that he finally cracked despite all of the baggage impeding it

[darling-peony]

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

[steadynightruins]

let's take Lexapro together mon cher

[butchboromir]

this is probably one of the best pieces of commentary that's been made on a mountain goats song

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[transcyberism]

the species that can take you out are literally wizards with magic boom sticks that instantly wound you from a distance. they're mostly just scared of you though, if you catch one without the boom stick they're very easy to kill. also they leave treasure chests full of delicious food around where they live and if you're smart you can figure out how to open them. going into one of their settlements is basically a dungeon crawler RPG.

[biglawbear]

Hibernation lasts 6 months in Alaska I think. Truly powerful.

[darviticus]

Me turning to my queer anarchist Satanist friends "You should come see my favourite Christian dad rock band, there'll be lots of people like us there."

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[gengario]

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

[jjjunebuggg]

devil's minion is such a good part of iwtv because it just is not in the show in the foreground at all (as of the end of season two anyways), but once you start looking at bits in the background you can't not see it.

like they're not showing that it's there but it's there yk? like it's beyond head cannon. the show is trusting its audience to understand its characters well enough to figure it out

[cattrek]

the chase

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone